TODAY | January 02, 2014
>>> there is now one less giant rubber ducky bringing whimsy to our world. you know that one visiting taiwan for new year's celebration, it exploded tuesday night. yep, i hear the gasp. it happened a few hours before mid-night. just why remains a mystery. several krergss of the duck have been traveling around the world to remind us of the simple joys.
>> somebody suspects foul play.