TODAY | September 26, 2013
>> welcome to "today" on this thursday morning, september 26th , 2013 . our guests all week long "america's got talent" spice girl mel b. mel b is killing a jumper this morning.
>> can we see the whole thing?
>> this is fashion right now. very on trend. we love it. looks good on it.
>> we have to do a bit naughty with the red vibes.
>> naughty .
>> we love when you bring the naughty .
>> they are spikes. watch it.
>> my gosh.
>> you saw that movie.
>> you are terrifying. terrifying. we love it.
>> why don't you get mel b to do our themes.
>> we were saying the new theme by mel b .
>> i would do that in a heartboat.
>> that would be the end of it. hey.
>> yesterday we played bono's impersonation of bill clinton .
>> in case you missed it. bono doing bill.
>> when i first met bono, he walked into the oval office and actually i thought it was a member of his own road crew . he wasn't really dressed right. actually, i felt like the rockstar on that occasion. i.
>> i must be really easy to make fun of there so bill clinton had to get his. so last night, he was on cnn. he did his impersonation of bono.
>> take a look.
>> well, i'm irish, you know and we irish, we can imitate anybody. but the way i see it, i have been singing so long and loud at these concerts, that i'm hoarse, so i have to be careful of my voice. that's why all the charities only have three letter names.
>> the shades. the bono shades.
>> the mannerisms down.
>> do you really know what bono sounds like?
>> irish. irish.
>> can we talk about bono sunglasses the shades, those.
>> he always wears them.
>> those particular shades.
>> we node to update his shades.
>> i like them. that's his look, come on.
>> right there. we can do better.
>> it locks like he's about to go to woodshop.
>> that's what it is.
>> hey, bono, can you make me a birdhouse? it's a nice collection.
>> you put your things on it. protective eye wear .
>> i love.
>> you can't mess with bono.
>> he needs nothing. nothing.
>> he's got a skilled drill. he's ready to go.
>> don't make fun of the --
>> put bono in that jumpsuit.
>> all right. now here's the story that i have to confess, i don't quite understand. this is wal-mart has pulled a costume, a halloween costume .
>> for kids, for todd lers. i think it's just because of the name. a small -- naughty leopard . for your 2t toddler.
>> it doesn't look like a leopard .
>> that's the real story . that's no leopard .
>> it doesn't look inappropriate. it's no crop top .
>> it's the name naughty help leopard .
>> it's neither naughty or leopard .
>> the control room is saying there is something in the ruffles that looks like a ruffles.
>> the socks maybe?
>> little spots up top.
>> around the neck the pink.
>> you can see the spots.
>> ballerina leopard .
>> a bad costume.
>> they pulled it in the thing is, it's no longer available.
>> thank goodness.
>> they've pulled it off the shelf. you you can still order it online under a different name.
>> stupid costumes.
>> it's not really leopard .
>> wal-mart said said it's never our intention to offend anyone.
>> who was offended?
>> they apologized if people were offended.
>> is there any intention to offend anyone?
>> we want to tick you off. that's how solid we are about our product.
>> that was cracking me up. like.
>> that's all.
>> if are you offend by that costume, you really should find bigger things.
>> get a life.
>> you couldn't wear that costume for this next story.
>> that's exactly right. the king of segues.
>> there is a place in the u.k. that banned visitors. this can't be real again.
>> everything that is crazy comes out of the u.k..
>> banned visitors from wearing animal prints because it confuses the animals.
>> but if we offended any of the animals, we apologize.
>> look how confused the giraffe is.
>> are you a leopard ? i don't know.
>> it's a prep leopard print.
>> maybe it would confuse the animals. if they look confused when you are dressed in leopard .
>> here's the thing, the animals, they have noticed the animals have tried to communicate with those prints. i don't know how.
>> now i'm really confusing everyone.
>> on the other side of that wall. i just saw natalie go by.
>> the naughty leopard .
>> i do love leopard prints.
>> it will never go out of fashion. never, ever, ever.
>> the zoo has brought in bouncers to enforce the ban.
>> it's a leopard print, get her out of here.
>> look at those pythons you got there.
>> the confusion of the animals, oh, he locks confused.
>> there is a cheetah going, what the heck was that? i don't know.
>> i give the animals more credit than the zoo gives them. i don't think they're so dumb, they think someone in a coat is a cheetah.
>> i think an animal maybe is ingrashiateing himself.
>> ingraciating, wow.
>> you have gone a long way on that.
>> the next segment elaborates that. there was a fox reporter, fox 40 reporter.
>> that's another animal.
>> in sacramento.
>> a fox reporter.
>> she was at the local zoo rorkt not wearing prints, though, she did have an awkward moment with a baboon named nikki . take a look.
>> i am joined right now by nikki the baboon. he is trying to cop a feel a little bit. we're going to be talking a bit about the festival happening this weekend starting today. we will learn more, baboons actually love grapes.
>> i love the smile.
>> the best part you couldn't see, nikki 's pals are going, yeah! .
>> didn't even remove that hand. he left the hand will.
>> nikki kind of covered it.
>> look at the smile.
>> hello, i got some eh! that's food!
>> 2nd base.
>> she liked it.
>> oh my god.
>> they're dating now.
>> it's fantastic. is there such as a respectful grow. it was respectful. look at him. he just loved it.
>> didn't they train him to do that?
>> he can figure that out on his own. no confusion there. she could have had a baboon suit on it.
>> she rolled with it, too. she kept going.
>> impressive, well done.
>> that's what happens at the lodi grape festival. some of those grapes were a little too fermented. baboon got into the grape juice .
>> what a strange block of television.