TODAY | February 13, 2013
>> kathie lee and i have a feud going with chelsea handler and it started when she was supposed to be on her show and she canceled. she said she was sick allegedly.
>> i happened to be in her neighborhood and i went by to find out for myself what the story was.
>> what happened?
>> let's say i had my way with her.
>> any time now. is she here? come? ! i'm sorry, you caught me.
>> i want to make up with you.
>> i'm worried about you because i heard you canceled the "today" show. i heard you had food poisoning .
>> that was a lie.
>> she was supposed to show up and she didn't.
>> canceled about an hour and a half before the show.
>> hit her eye on the shower curtain and then she had food poisoning .
>> i don't have a good reason so to hoda kotb and kathie lee gifford , i'm sorry.
>> because of my relationship with you, you would be the safest people.
>> hoda is hurt.
>> hoda is very sensitive.
>> she is egyptian.
>> she is always that way.
>> before you met me, you didn't even drink in the morning.
>> it's never too early for a cocktail.
>> did you give you one?
>> did you ever in your wildest dreams think it would come to this?
>> i pulled up here for the first day at universal studios and you said miss handler your parking spot is here and i had one of those moments. i got out and some woman went wait! chewy!
>> then i came on stage for the first show and look what my writers put. a jewish star to remind me of my roots.
>> i think that 's wonderful .
>> this is where i stand every day.
>> it's chelsea handler .
>> who has been your favorite guest. your best frens in the world jennifer aniston .
>> jen is say great guest. the best guest ever is probably like will ferrell . so stupid.
>> this is chunk. my chunky.
>> hello chunky.
>> getting the back stage tour. what do you have to say for yourself you big masculine man? i have my refrigerator bar and all my things. chewy's feet are bronzed.
>> this is a lot of different boyfriends.
>> those are friends. i haven't slept with any of those people hardly. this is my closet. chunk again. that's where he goes when he's being filmed.
>> his favorite place to be. is that your mommy's place for you.
>>> you a good baby? how cute can you be.
>> someone is being sexually harassed, they go in there. that place must be rocking all day.
>> there is always someone in that chair. my brother makes lunch for us every day.
>> he does?
>> he's the katerer.
>> how fabulous.
>> i'm all about nepotism.
>> me too.
>> why not.
>> people are like you are not supposed to hire family or friends or sleep with anyone you work with. i disagree with all of those things. whatever is the most convenient.
>> and makes the most people happy. i'm with you.
>> we can agree on something.
>> it looks like all sweetness and light. she did beg me to stick around and film an episode of her after lately. the new season begins on february 25th . it got ugly.
>> i'm sure it did.