TODAY | November 23, 2012
>>> it's a holiday week but there's no rest for the late-night comics.
>> let's check them out.
>> you know, today is the busiest travel day of the year, i don't know if you knew that. people have been getting ready for these trips for a long time. in fact, two weeks ago general petraeus ' wife told him to start packing.
>> traffic in new york city is worse than any traffic i've ever seen in my entire life, especially during the holidays. every -- i'll tell you what? you know what it's like? it reminds me of chris christie . it tells me how it reminds me of chris christie . every major artery is clogged.
>> some people have been camped outside of stores for days now to get a good spot in line for what they call door buster sales. this what makes lining up for a "twilight" movie reasonable.
>> let's take a look at the pros and cons of the macy's thanksgiving day parade .
>> pros, getting to see snoopy in the dog house float. con, seeing job petraeus in there with him.
>> old geezer, and you have to guess whether it's the neck of an old geezer or a turkey neck .
>> all right.
>> how many say turk i?
>> take a look.
>> got to go. hey, made turkey it's try and crazy do me a favor and pass the gravy and all or the once ain't so tasty i'm never ever, ever wear an ugly sweater we will never ever wear an ugly sweater.
>> holiday gear on display.
>> the shirt you gave me last year. that's the shirt