13 ridiculous Fashion Week looks no one will ever wear in real life

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New York Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013
Chromat Fall 2013

Why So Sad, Pretty Lady?

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If you had potholders on your boobs and oven racks on your hips, you wouldn’t be smiling either. (Chromat)

VPL By Victoria Bartlett Fall 2013

When Etsy Goes Horribly Awry

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Warning: Don’t drink and DIY. This is the result. (VPL)

Haus Alkire Fall 2013

Safety First

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The model is wearing a helmet because this outfit is a walking train wreck. (Haus Alkire)

Rafael Cennamo Fall 2013

Just Another Casual Friday

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Even Lady Gaga thinks this look is too much. (Rafael Cennamo)

Libertine Fall 2013

What?! No Hat?

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The rest of the models were naked because this girl is wearing all the clothes. (Libertine)

Katya Leonovich Fall 2013

Waxing Is So 2012

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We had no idea that Chewbacca designed LBDs. (Katya Leonovich)

Anna Francesca Fall 2013

Whiplash Chic

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The ornate Victorian cone stops you from licking your wounds...and eating like a human. (Anna Francesca)

Alexandre Herchcovitch Fall 2013

Hey Girl, We Don't Want to See It Either

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This getup was inspired by the new erotic novel, 50 Shades of the Dining Room Wallpaper. (Alexandre Herchcovitch)

Delpozo Fall 2013

Your Worst Nightmare

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A bulky cable knit sweater and pleated pegged pants: Because every woman wants to look 50 lbs. heavier. (Delpozo)

Derek Lam Fall 2013

Side Effect: Hairballs

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Don’t worry, no Muppets were harmed in the making of this coat. (Derek Lam)

Rodebjer Fall 2013


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How many mops had to die in the name of this knitwear nightmare? (Rodebjer)


LOLCats Couture

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Calico Catlady is the little known, least sexy Batman villain. (BCBGMAXAZRIA)

Alexander Wang Fall 2013

Grammy-Approved Full Coverage

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Stay tuned for the infomercial featuring this fancy Forever Lazy onesie. Hmm, is there a trapdoor? (Alexander Wang)

A version of this story originally appeared on iVillage.

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