The SUV pulls to an abrupt stop on Ventura Boulevard in Studio City. In the middle of the westbound lane is a man in a loud shirt, his body coiled with energy, darting across traffic toward a strip mall.
The driver jumps visibly, and not merely at the presence of a human being on the pavement. It's who that human is: Without the hasty application of power brakes, one of the most recognizable faces in the history of American television would have become one with the road.
But it's lunchtime, after all. Good sushi is across the street. And a guy like William Shatner is not about to be stopped by something as mundane as traffic.
Why did William Shatner cross the road? Why has he ever? To get to the other side. To see what's out there. To find out stuff and inhale the universe in his singular Shatnerian way. It's the story of his life — and the lives of the characters he has breathed, spoken and shouted into existence over a 50-year performing career.
It's the story of "Boston Legal'' bombast Denny Crane, racing to experience all life's pleasures before Alzheimer's drags him not-so-gentle into that good night. It's the story of the Priceline Negotiator, that discount-travel maniac who barnstorms across the planet to get us better deals on hotels and flights. It's the story of James T. Kirk, the wise and womanizing starship captain who led a crew of 23rd-century explorers across interstellar backroads.
And it's the story of Shatner himself — a man governed by his passions and interests, a man who crosses new roads every day, gleefully ignoring those who dismiss him and conquering frontiers he never dreamed possible. A cultural phenomenon who, despite tales of his galactic ego, seems strikingly down to Earth as he shapes and basks in the third golden age of his career.
"I'm trying to fill the cracks in the bricks that have been written. I'm the mortar,'' he says. "That's what an actor should be doing.''
Yes, he's been pilloried over the years — perhaps justifiably here and there — for his roundhouse method-actor style, for his apparent obliviousness of his own over-the-topitude, for his primal, all-encompassing Shatnerness.
But being snide about William Shatner is so 1997. He is 77 now, post-post ironic, doing precisely what he wants to — and, finally, no longer terrified about making a living. "Live life like you're gonna die, because you're gonna,'' he sang a few years ago. And he does: "There is so much going on with me right now, it's difficult to believe all of it,'' he says.
After the brutally honest 2004 album "Has Been'' with Ben Folds, after the Emmy in 2004 and the second Emmy in 2005 and the new autobiography this spring, if you're still stuck parodying Shatner's staccato delivery and making T.J. Hooker toupee cracks, the joke, friend, is on you.
Things William Alan Shatner has done that you haven't:
- Released a live lemur from a baby carriage to help three women book cheaper travel online.
- Broken up a road-rage argument on a Los Angeles street on his way to the Academy Awards.
- Portrayed himself as a pickled severed head in "Futurama.''
- Lent his face to psychopath Michael Myers of the original "Halloween,'' whose producers bought a Captain Kirk mask and painted it white.
- Cracked a fart joke in a "Star Trek'' movie.
- Simulated copulation with a Candice Bergen doll on prime-time network TV.
"Lemurs,'' William Shatner is explaining through mouthfuls of sushi, "are primitive animals of many varieties.''
You name the subject, he's fascinated. Global warming. Asian soap operas. The sentience of fish. Afghan politics. The turkeys he deep-fries in a "multimedia show'' every Thanksgiving. And his timeless loves — his wife Elizabeth, his three daughters and his racehorses.
We always want our heroes to like us. So this much you should know: Shatner is one of my heroes. Has been ever since my sister put me down in front of an episode of "Star Trek'' in 1969, when I was a year old.
Why? Because the guy lives large. He portrays decisive, humane, driven men. His emotion is his strength. He may be Canadian, but he exudes an American frontier spirit that he breathed into his most enduring alter ego so well that one of my younger son's two middle names is Kirk. Don't judge.
Fortunately for my own fragile inner toddler, Shatner is an excellent host, encouraging his guests — myself, a photographer, the marketing chief of Priceline — to consume every kind of raw fish on the menu. "Are you enjoying this?'' he says more than once. "No — really. I want you to enjoy this.'' In the background, John Denver is singing "You Fill Up My Senses.''
To sit and talk with Shatner over a meal is its own multimedia show. You start by marveling about the familiar voice you're hearing. By and by, you begin paying attention to what he's saying, which is a theme park of topics. This is a guy who, in his new autobiography "Up Till Now,'' rhapsodizes about a gas station where he found "the best tire air I've ever encountered.''
We often think of performers' roles as secret decoder rings — that if you put everyone ever portrayed by Shatner into a blender and pressed frappe, you'd have Shatner the man. That's absurd. But being around Shatner, the debt that the characters owe the man is clear.
He has a conversational style — a cognitive style, even — of starting slowly, navigating his way into a topic and, in the course of a single sentence, transforming from cool introspection to full-on oratory.
This much-scorned, steam-gaining delivery is the product of a man thinking something through and finding conviction along the way. With Captain Kirk, it went like this: "Risk — RISK is our business. THAT'S what this starship is all about. That's why we're a-BOARD her!''
With Shatner, it goes like this: "We can't wait for something dire to happen before this democracy decides to gird up and FIGHT global warming. We're on ... a collision course ... with HIStory!'' (This is followed quickly by, "Shall we order something else?'')
The Shatner negotiatorJoining us for lunch is Brett Keller, chief marketing officer at Priceline.com, where Shatner has been frontman for a decade, urging people to name their own price. Both sides have benefited: Priceline got an iconic figure to shape its brand, and Shatner got stock options and a forum upon which to surf back into the collective consciousness.
In the latest Priceline ads, Shatner bursts forth as the Priceline Negotiator, a mashup of James Bond and Ron Popeil who will do anything to help people broker better deals. Like most of us, Keller is both amused by and in awe of this star who came to a commercial shoot and started developing the character.
"You're a celebrity (and) you're asked to do a 30-second television spot. It's not the most glamorous thing in the world. But he dives in,'' Keller says. Market research, Priceline says, has shown an affinity for Shatner across age groups and demographics.
"Everyone knows William Shatner,'' Keller says. "You either love him or you hate him, and I think most people love him.''
For the hecklers, Shatner has a message. Decades after his much-maligned album, "The Transformed Man,'' boldly took "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds'' into strange new worlds, Shatner performed songs from "Has Been'' before 4,000 cheering fans. He closed with "Lucy'' and thrust a meaty digit skyward during the duration of the song.
It wasn't his forefinger. It wasn't his ring finger. It wasn't his pinky, either.
"Now is everything.'' — Denny Crane
He has always favored unusual paths. You don't make an entire horror movie in Esperanto ("Incubus,'' 1964) otherwise. You don't open an equestrian camp to help disabled Israeli and Arab children get along. And you certainly don't serenade George Lucas by dancing with stormtroopers while singing a personalized version of "My Way.''
Let's even put this on the table: William Shatner is vulnerable.
Stop smirking. Do you have the guts to get out there and whisper gently to the public about the night you found your wife dead in your swimming pool? Do you possess the chops to portray a lawyer who's slowly losing his mind? Would you record a dramatic reading of Exodus backed by the Arkansas Symphony Orchestra while knowing full well you'll be heckled by guys who, 40 years later, are still maligning your version of "Mr. Tambourine Man''?
With these choices, Shatner has carved himself a unique place in the culture through a complicated blend of sincerity, bombast, wink-nudge irony and self-parody. Hate him or love him, rarely has an entertainer straddled giggles and glory so adeptly. And rarely does a performer have three distinct and separate careers, each building on the last:
- Shatner No. 1: I'm a Very Serious Actor. This one played tortured men in two "Twilight Zone'' installments, a slick racist in 1962's "The Intruder'' and created the role of the iconic Captain Kirk in the original "Star Trek.'' This Shatner was drama on steroids, and he endured through the 1980s with the tough-as-nails "Hooker'' and a Captain-Kirk reprise in seven "Star Trek'' movies.
- Shatner No. 2: I Laugh At Myself And You Can Too. Emerged around 1997. There were hints of this Shatner earlier — well-played comedy in a couple "Trek'' episodes and a deadpan cameo in "Airplane II.'' But Shatner really jumped into self-parody in a 1997 film called "Free Enterprise,'' in which he played a heightened version of himself. Then came his appearance as the alien leader on "Third Rock From The Sun'' and his first Priceline ads, which cast him as a zeitgeisty, lounge-lizard joker.
"Something's happened out there,'' he told me a decade ago in the middle of this period. "People are perceiving me as funny, and they want funny things from me.'' He laughed all the way to the bank, and we marveled at his ability to reinvent himself.
- Shatner No. 3: We Laughed Until We Cried. The most sophisticated Shatner of all.
For years, it was assumed that Shatner equaled Kirk. Then came Denny Crane, a Boston law firm's rainmaker enduring the beginning of "the mad cow.'' Denny is loudmouthed, sexist, self-obsessed and terrified at what age is stealing. Only his much younger colleague, Alan Shore, understands the panic behind the bluster.
The lure of spoken-word singingThis Shatner combined the serious and the comic in the most unusual way. "I've obviously had those instruments at my call,'' he says, "but the opportunity to use them wasn't there.''
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They’re hot in Hollywood, but many of today’s biggest celebrities actually hail from the cooler climes of Canada.
k.d. lang -
Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta (a Canadian prairie town)
Claim to fame: Won a Grammy for Best Pop Vocal Performance for her song “Constant Craving” (1992). She also performed at the opening ceremony for the 2010 Vancouver Olympics.
Early work: Won a Juno Award in 1985 for the Most Promising Female Vocalist (Canada's Grammys) after only releasing two albums with her band The Reclines.
Strange but true: Starred as a young mysterious Alaskan orphan in German filmmaker Percy Adlon's 1991 cult classic drama, “Salmonberries.”Getty Images / Getty Images
Sarah McLachlan -
Birthplace: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Claim to fame: Organized and co-founded the Lilith Fair tour, a concert tour focusing on emerging women singers/songwriters.
Early work: Traveled to Cambodia and Thailand in 1992 to work on “World Vision,” a Canadian-sponsored documentary on poverty and child prostitution.
Strange but true: Has released numerous remix collections. On her second, “Bloom,” the song “Just Like Me” features Run DMC and was remixed by will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. She also performed at the opening ceremony for the 2010 Vancouver Olympics.Getty Images / Getty Images
Seth Rogen -
Birthplace: Vancouver, British Columbia
Claim to fame: Was the lead actor and executive producer of Judd Apatow’s smash 2007 comedy “Knocked Up.”
Early work: Was a staff writer on the final season of “Da Ali G Show,” for which he and the other writers received an Emmy nomination.
Strange but true: Performed his first standup gig at age 13; co-wrote “Superbad” with his friend Evan Goldberg at 14; placed second in the Vancouver amateur Comedy Contest at 16.Getty Images / Getty Images
Will Arnett -
Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario
Claim to fame: Played George Oscar “GOB” Bluth II, the spoiled, middle-aged, aspiring magician and disliked son of a wealthy but dysfunctional Southern California family in FOX’s “Arrested Development.”
Early work: Appeared on an episode of “Sex and the City” as a man Miranda Hobbes dated who only wanted to have sex in places where they might get caught.
Strange but true: Initially considered himself a dramatic actor; also has done voice-over work for CBS TV promos, film trailers and numerous advertisements, including GMC trucks.Getty Images / Getty Images
Jason Priestley -
Birthplace: Vancouver, British Columbia
Claim to fame: Played goody-two-shoes twin Brandon Walsh on Aaron Spelling’s hit TV series “Beverly Hills 90210.”
Early work: His first regular role was as the unruly orphan Todd Mahaffey in NBC TV series “Sister Kate.”
Strange but true: Directed a documentary about Canadian band The Barenaked Ladies and a video for their single “The Old Apartment,” which earned him a Best Director nomination at the 1996 Canadian Music Video Awards.Getty Images for AFI / Getty Images for AFI
Dan Aykroyd -
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Claim to fame: Original cast member and writer of the late-night comedy show “Saturday Night Live,” where he impersonated Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon and Julia Child. Also became known for his roles in “Coneheads” and “The Blues Brothers.”
Early work: First feature film role and co-writing debut was a Canadian film called “Love at First Sight” (1977).
Strange but true: His wife Donna Dixon is a former model who holds the twin titles of Miss Virginia 1976 and Miss District of Columbia 1977.Getty Images / Getty Images
Elisha Cuthbert -
Birthplace: Calgary, Alberta
Claim to fame: Playing Kiefer Sutherland’s rebellious daughter, Kimberly Bauer, on the popular series “24.”
Early work: Was a field correspondent for the acclaimed Canadian TV series “Popular Mechanics for Kids.”
Strange but true: She was invited by former first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton to Washington for a meeting while she was a correspondent on “Popular Mechanics for Kids.”Getty Images / Getty Images
Joni Mitchell -
Birthplace: Fort McLeod, Alberta
Claim to fame: Environmental anthem “Big Yellow Taxi,” hit singles “You Turn Me On, I’m a Radio,” “Help Me,” “Free Man in Paris” and “Raised on Robbery.” Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1997.
Early work: Songwriter for such artists as Judy Collins, Fairport Convention, Tom Rush, Buffy Sainte-Marie and Dave Van Ronk.
Strange but true: In June 2007, she was featured on a postage stamp.Getty Images / Getty Images
Evangeline Lilly -
Call them northern lights in the Hollywood firmament: A surprising number of Tinseltown's biggest stars hail from America's neighbor to the north, including Evangeline Lilly.
Birthplace: Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta
Claim to fame: Lead female role on "Lost" as pretty but tough Kate Austen.
Early work: Appeared in commercials for a singles chat line; had uncredited role in horror film "Freddy vs. Jason."
Strange but true: Once lived in a grass hut as a missionary in the Philippines.Getty Images / Getty Images
Alanis Morissette -
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Claim to fame: Her 1995 album "Jagged Little Pill" sold 30 million copies worldwide.
Early work: Was a regular on the Nickelodeon comedy series "You Can't Do That on Television" in 1986.
Strange but true: Played the role of God in the 1999 film "Dogma."EPA / EPA
Howie Mandel -
Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario
Claim to fame: Genial host of giveaway game show "Deal or No Deal."
Early work: Played Dr. Wayne Fiscus on "St. Elsewhere" in the late '80s
Strange but true: His trademark as a stand-up comic was stretching a latex glove over his head and inflating it.Getty Images / Getty Images
Ellen Page -
Birthplace: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Claim to fame: Earned Oscar and Golden Globe nominations in title role of "Juno."
Early work: Acted in TV-movie "Pit Pony" at age 10 and went on to Canadian TV series of the same name.
Strange but true: Had to wear hair extensions in "X-Men: The Last Stand" because she'd shaved her head for another film.Reuters / Reuters
Michael Buble -
Birthplace: Burnaby, British Columbia
Claim to fame: Has sold more than 11 million albums as an adult contemporary vocalist.
Early work: Won the Canadian Youth Talent Search in his teens.
Strange but true: Co-wrote his hit "Lost" after breaking up with his fiancée.AP / AP
Kim Cattrall -
Birthplace: Widnes, England (her family moved to Canada when she was 3 months old).
Claim to fame: Played sex-crazed Samantha Jones in "Sex and the City" and its movie spinoff.
Early work: "Porky's" (1982), "Police Academy" (1984)
Strange but true: Wrote the 2002 book "Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm" with her ex-husband.
•Sarah Jessica Parker on ‘Sex and the City’ movieReuters / Reuters
Hayden Christensen -
Birthplace: Vancouver, British Columbia
Claim to fame: Played Anakin Skywalker in George Lucas’ “Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”
Early work: TV series “Family Passions” (1993), “Higher Ground” (2000), “Life as a House” (2001)
Strange but true: He runs a production company, Forest Park Pictures, with his older brother Tove.EPA / EPA
Jill Hennessy -
Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta
Claim to fame: Starred as crime-fighting medical examiner Jordan Cavanaugh on "Crossing Jordan."
Early work: Played assistant D.A. Claire Kincaid on "Law & Order" from 1993 to '96.
Strange but true: Has an identical twin; they played twin call girls in 1988 horror film "Dead Ringers."AP / AP
Jim Carrey -
Birthplace: Newmarket, Ontario
Claim to fame: Golden Globe-winning star of such comedy hits as the "Ace Ventura" films, "Dumb and Dumber" and "Bruce Almighty," as well as dramas such as "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."
Early work: Played Fire Marshall Bill and other zany characters on TV's "In Living Color."
Strange but true: Auditioned to be a cast member of "Saturday Night Live" but was turned down.Getty Images / Getty Images
Linda Evangelista -
Birthplace: St. Catharines, Ontario
Claim to fame: One of the first generation of supermodels who revolutionized the fashion industry.
Early work: Was discovered at the Miss Teen Niagara Contest in 1978.
Strange but true: Appeared in George Michael music videos "Freedom" and "Too Funky."AFP - Getty Images / AFP - Getty Images
Avril Lavigne -
Birthplace: Belleville, Ontario
Claim to fame: Released her debut album “Let Go” at the age of 17 and introduced various young girls to skater pants.
Early work: Singing at local festivals, county fairs.
Strange but true: At 14 she won a local radio contest to perform a duet onstage with fellow Canadian and singer Shania Twain.AP / AP
Michael Cera -
Birthplace: Brampton, Ontario
Claim to fame: Starred in hit comedies "Superbad" and (with fellow Canadian Ellen Page) "Juno."
Early work: Played the son of Jason Bateman's character on the critically acclaimed but ratings-challenged TV series "Arrested Development" for three seasons.
Strange but true: Auditioned for Haley Joel Osment's role in "The Sixth Sense."Getty Images / Getty Images
Nelly Furtado -
Birthplace: Victoria, British Columbia
Claim to fame: Her 2000 Grammy-award winning single “I’m Like a Bird” and her 2006 hip-hop hit “Promiscuous.”
Early work: “Whoa, Nelly” (2000), “Folklore” (2003).
Strange but true: Can play the ukulele and the trombone.AP / AP
Pamela Anderson -
Birthplace: Ladysmith, British Columbia
Claim to fame: Sex symbol actress whose spouses have included rock musicians Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.
Early work: Was the "Tool Time girl" on hit '90s sitcom "Home Improvment"
Strange but true: Won fame as Canada's "Centennial Baby" for supposedly being the first child born in Canada on the nation's Centennial Day.AFP - Getty Images / AFP - Getty Images
Ryan Gosling -
Birthplace: London, Ontario
Claim to fame: Best Actor Oscar nomination as a drug-addicted high school teacher in "Half Nelson" (2006).
Early work: Costarred with Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake in the 1990s version of "The Mickey Mouse Club."
Strange but true: Has had no formal acting training.Getty Images / Getty Images
Rachel McAdams -
Birthplace: London, Ontario
Claim to fame: Played the queen bee Regina George in “Mean Girls.”
Early work: “Perfect Pie” (2002), for which she won a Genie (Canada's Oscar); “The Hot Chick” (2002)
Strange but true: Started competitive skating at the age of 4 but quit at 18 to pursue acting.Getty Images / Getty Images
Celine Dion -
Birthplace: Charlemagne, Quebec
Claim to fame: Five-time Grammy-winning vocalist who has sold 50 million albums worldwide.
Early work: Composed her first song, "It Was Only a Dream," at age 12 with her mother and brother.
Strange but true: Is reputed to possess an astonishing five-octave vocal range.AP / AP
Ryan Reynolds -
Birthplace: Vancouver, British Columbia
Claim to fame: Rising Hollywood leading man whose roles include "The Amityville Horror" (2005), "Smokin' Aces" (2006) and "Definitely, Maybe" (2008).
Early work: TV series "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" (later "Two Guys and a Girl"), 1998-2001.
Strange but true: Was engaged to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette before becoming engaged to, and later marrying Scarlett Johansson.Getty Images / Getty Images
Sandra Oh -
Birthplace: Nepean, Ontario (a suburb of Ottawa)
Claim to fame: Won a Golden Globe and a SAG Award as Dr. Cristina Yang on "Grey's Anatomy."
Early work: Won a Best Actress Genie award (Canada's Oscar) for "Double Happiness" (1994).
Strange but true: Ex-wife of filmmaker Alexander Payne, who directed her in "Sideways" (2004).Getty Images / Getty Images
Shania Twain -
Birthplace: Windsor, Ontario
Claim to fame: Country-pop singer whose "Come On Over" is the biggest-selling album ever by a female artist and the biggest-selling country album of all time.
Early work: Sang in bars at age 8 to help support her family. Strange
but true: Preserves her complexion with an ointment normally used on cow's udders to protect them from winter weather.Getty Images / Getty Images
Keanu Reeves -
Birthplace: Beirut, Lebanon (he grew up mainly in Toronto, Ontario).
Claim to fame: Top Hollywood leading man whose films include the "Matrix" trilogy, "Speed," and "Street Kings."
Early work: Teen comedies "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" (1989) and "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" (1991).
Strange but true: Is left-handed, but plays right-handed bass guitar in rock band Becky.AFP - Getty Images / AFP - Getty Images
Sarah Chalke -
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Claim to fame: Plays Dr. Elliot Reid on Emmy-winning sitcom "Scrubs."
Early work: Replaced Alicia Goranson as Becky Conner on hit sitcom "Roseanne" when Goranson left the show to go to college.
Strange but true: Was a reporter on the Canadian children's show "KidZone" at age 12.Getty Images / Getty Images
Mike Myers -
Birthplace: Scarborough, Ontario
Claim to fame: Comedy star whose biggest roles include zany secret agent Austin Powers and the voice of animated ogre Shrek.
Early work: Was a member of Second City comedy groups in Toronto and Chicago before joining "Saturday Night Live" and then starring in SNL spinoff movie "Wayne's World" (1992).
Strange but true: Was sued by Universal Pictures for backing out of a movie based on his "Saturday Night Live" sketch "Sprockets" because he didn't think the script he'd written for it was good enough.AP / AP
William Shatner -
Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec
Claim to fame: Played Captain Kirk in "Star Trek" TV series and seven subsequent films; other TV series include "T.J. Hooker" and "Boston Legal."
Early work: Portrayed terrified airplane passenger in "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet," a classic episode of "The Twilight Zone."
Strange but true: Provoked controversy when he kissed African-American costar Nichelle Nichols in a 1968 episode of "Star Trek": It was the first interracial kiss between characters in a U.S. TV drama series.AP / AP
Denny Crane offered that, but so did something else. As he was winning Emmys, Shatner ventured back into the admittedly narrow niche of spoken-word singing — a pantheon in which he had been roundly denounced — and paired up with Folds for the audaciously named "Has Been.''
In what's best described as aging white-guy rap, Shatner joined musical stalwarts like Henry Rollins and Joe Jackson to sing — and sometimes write — a concept album about age and regret. People, skeptical people, called it honest and moving.
In one song, "Real,'' Shatner joined Brad Paisley for this lyric: "I'd love to help the world in all its problems. But I'm an entertainer — and that's all.''
No, he's not the captain of the Enterprise. But he shortchanges himself with that statement. Something's going on with Shatner, some odd alchemy.
He's mined a vein of cultural coal that transcends ubiquity. He's been pitchman, legend, action figure, in-joke, cover boy, game-show host, cultural signpost, embodiment of a bright future. The cultural transaction has become so intricate that even a 2006 Comedy Central roast in which everyone from Betty White to Ron Howard's baby brother raised a leg in his direction seemed somehow forced, as if pimply teenage delinquents were shooting BBs at the cast-iron statue of a Civil War general.
"Shatner is THE epitome of the post-ironic, 21st-century American cultural attitude,'' says Robert Thompson, a Syracuse University television and pop-culture historian.
"He's completely taken the entire history of American mass entertainment from radio days to the present and melded it into a character that's completely contemporary,'' Thompson says, his cadence growing Shatnerlike. "I'm going to be teaching that guy 50 years from now in my history of television classes if I'm still alive.''
Or put it another way. One of Shatner's daughters and her husband like to play a game: Get through an entire day without seeing an image of Dad somewhere in public and you win.
Usually, no one does.
"Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young.'' — an aging James T. Kirk in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan''
Midmorning on the "Boston Legal'' set, where Denny Crane is proposing marriage to a sexy Montana cattle rancher. She'll think about it, she says.
With each take, more dimensions emerge in Shatner's performance. This is not a man known for subtlety, but he should be. He lends personality to Denny's nose, eyes, lips as he tries to release the ache of a fading giant trying to get the girl. By the final take, the scene is heart-wrenching.
The mutual devotion between Denny and James Spader's Alan Shore is extraordinary. Rare is the honest male TV friendship; most buddy scenes are dispatched with testosterone and awkwardness. But Denny and Alan are like lovers without the attraction; they share everything and work to understand each other — not unlike another deep friendship, that of Kirk and Spock.
"I personally have never had a friend in reality like the ones I have chosen to act in fiction — the total honesty, the total commiseration,'' Shatner says. "I would suggest that that kind of male friendship doesn't exist very much.''
Shatner makes acting choices that hammer home the depth of the Denny-Alan bond — like gazing directly at Spader during their balcony scenes at show's end and speaking gently rather than deploying Denny's usual bluster.
"There's no toxic sexuality involved. It's a friendship based entirely on communication and empathy,'' Shatner says. "It's this emotional attachment — this looking into the eyes and saying, ‘Tell me.'''
Why does Denny Crane work so well? Some of it is David E. Kelley's writing, but some is sheer Shatnerness.
"He brings to the moment everything you know about him,'' says David Fisher, who collaborated with Shatner on the new autobiography. "He's not a fresh face. We know who William Shatner is, as an audience. We know what he's been through. We know the ridicule he's received, we know the plaudits he's received. He's been part of our lives for so long.''
Shatner as Kirk may be a memory. While Leonard Nimoy will be featured as an aging Spock in J.J. Abrams' reboot of the "Trek'' franchise next year, Shatner isn't coming aboard; his character died in 1994's "Star Trek Generations'' and will be played in the new film by the young actor Chris Pine.
Other than that, all things seem possible, from racing horses to developing a pet project called "Shiva Club,'' which follows two young comedian wannabes who, trying to network, crash the wake of an old-school Jewish comic.
"I have all of the hungers and passions and desires of when I was 20,'' Shatner says. "There's nothing I can't do.''
Back in Shatner's office post-sushi, I ask about the paths he has chosen, about how his professional life became this unique seriocomic balance and how he manages to be a performer who is lampooned yet still respected deeply. He smiles, then frowns. "I just did what was necessary,'' he says.
I leave Shatner playing with a new iPhone his assistant has procured for him. I key in the Google Maps coordinates for his office and he marvels, impressed at yet another fascinating thing the world has coughed up. "This is really fun,'' he says, tapping away. "I'll figure it out.'' Which, these days, you could say about anything in his world.
After all this time, he lives life like he's gonna die, because he's gonna. But when the time finally comes to take that trip, don't be surprised if William Shatner tries to name his own price.