Who needs Oprah's favorite things when we can have Barney Stinson's?

Which would you rather have: a trip to Australia or a trip to the Lusty Leopard? A tank top that hides your bulges, or a velour tracksuit? Fancy lingerie from Nordstrom or Barney Stinson novelty condoms?

If you picked the latter items, you probably would've loved Monday night's "How I Met Your Mother." Womanizer Barney got a fat bonus and decided to share the wealth with his pals and those at MacLaren's Pub in the style of "Oprah's Favorite Things." Check it out:

 For a complete list of how Barney spent his cash, check out the CBS website.

What do you think? Would you rather be in Barney's or Oprah's audience?


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