Who knew Kathie Lee was a master criminal?
The ladies were discussing a news item about the worst tourists and what people steal from hotels, when KLG admitted that she'd once planned the heist of a really awesome pillow. That's not so bad, considering — the article reported that one of the most frequently stolen items is the desk-drawer Bible.
Alas, Kathie Lee's conscience got the better of her, so her rap sheet is clean. Then again, she did admit to taking the occasional handful of Splenda from the coffee shop, so there's your plot for "Ocean's 14," screenwriters.
Do you steal from hotels? What do you think is up for grabs, and what's straight-up theft? Tell us in the comments below.
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Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. She prefers to download her Bibles.