You betta redneckognize! Six-year-old beauty queen Alana Thompson is no stranger to fans of TLC's "Toddlers & Tiaras," and on Wednesday, the beauty pageant show's breakout star got her moment to shine with the premiere of her spinoff "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."
Ditching the Go-Go juice for Mountain Dew and sweets, Thompson introduced TV fans to her family -- sisters Lauryn, 12, (nicknamed Pumpkin), Jessica, 15 (Chubbs) and pregnant Anna, 17 (Chickadee), dad Mike (Sugar Bear) and mom June (Momma) -- as they competed in the so-called Redneck Games.
Here, Us Weekly recaps the top five craziest quotes from Thompson and her McIntyre, Ga.-based family.
1. "It's all about Southern pride, similar to the Olympics, but with a lot of missing teeth and a lot of butt crack showing." - Momma, on the Redneck Games, which feature events including Bobbin' for Pig Feet and the Mudpit Belly Flop.
2. "My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12-15 times a day, you could lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight." - Chubbs, who attempted to slim down on the show's premiere
3. "I like to get in the mud, because I like to get dirty like a pig." - Honey Boo Boo, on competing in the Mudpit Belly Flop during the Redneck Games
4. 'It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit." - Momma, on the family's nickname for female genitalia
5. "Please, women that are of voluptuous size, put some clothes on ... All that vajiggle jaggle is not beauteous." - Momma, commenting on the women in attendance at the Redneck Games.
"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" airs Wednesdays at 10pm on TLC.
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