Bend it like Beckham — that is, over backwards to celebrate your wife's birthday!
Soccer star and reigning "Sexiest Man Alive" David Beckham made a (tasteful) public display of affection to honor his posh wife.
And fittingly, it's a pretty posh photo, as Instagrams go, featuring a black-and-white image of the couple under a neon sign that reads "Loving You More."
In the caption, he calls her "beautiful" (duh) and "passionate" (hey now!). He also instructs the notoriously hardworking fashion icon to "let us spoil you because you deserve to be spoilt by your husband and our gorgeous children."
Swoon. Listen to the man, V.
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David also tagged three of the couple's four kids (their youngest is not on Instagram), each of whom apparently made this "#luckymummy" her own card.
We imagine David had a little something to do with that, too. And we're sure he's got more spoilage up his tattooed sleeves.
After all, everyone knows "if you want to be [her] lover, you have got to give."
Taking is too easy, you know? That's the way it is.