QOTW: "Are there bisexual meals?"
Day of the Week: Tryday Friday
Spoken By: Kathie Lee
Context: Simon Doonan -- author, Barneys creative director and all-around human delight -- came by Studio 1A to discuss his new book, "Gay Men Don't Get Fat," a tongue in hollow-cheek book of humorous diet tips for ladies.
"Life for straight women is very complicated these days," he said. "The expectations for them are accruing at crazy rates." Preach, Simon!
"What kind of gay wisdom do you have for us?" asked Hoda.
Well, chief among them: How to eat like a gay man. Simon displayed an array of straight meals (junk like pie) versus gay meals (sleeker choices like sushi). This, of course, prompted KLG to inquire whether or not there were meals for people of both persuasions. Simon suggested "butching up" a gay meal with a frosty mug of Guinness to strike such a balance. Oh, my goodness.
We've heard of beef two ways, but this is ridiculous.
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Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. Her favorite bisexual meal is Potatoes Lohan.