Jan. 23, 2012 at 12:10 PM ET
"Welcome to Megan Fox Island." Sold! Oh, there's more? What are we buying?
Pardon us for not making a lot of sense, but that seems to be the point of this Brazilian commercial starring the "Transformers" actress.
A pair of young plane crash survivors who show up on the shores of fantasyland learn the hard way that not being able to speak English equals a quick ticket off the imagined world of many Foxes.
"Finally, our wait is over," Fox says to her lookalike tribe as they greet two young men on a beach. "Please, please talk to us."
But without the English language lessons necessary to communicate with Megan Fox (really?) the bumbling lads are set adrift. Next stop? Mike Tyson Island -- a land of flaming torches, skulls and head locks.
It's a clever spot that plays in any language.