July 2, 2013 at 9:09 AM ET
For two weeks, the media has been desperately trying to get details about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby daughter North West. Turns out they could have just asked Steve Wozniak.
Wozniak revealed on Piers Morgan Live that Kim, knowing Kanye's obsession with technology and Apple in particular, flew Woz into town as a birthday surprise. The tech guru was icing on the cake, considering the Father's Day gift Kim bought for Kanye: two computer mice, signed by Wozniak and Yeezy's idol Steve Jobs.
"Just because [Kanye] was interested in technology and companies, she, as a birthday present, she had me come up there to meet him," Wozniak explained. "Unbelievable that a woman would do that. I mean, I just think she is doing everything she can to show her love to a man."
That is a pretty sweet (and surprisingly clever) gesture on Kim's part. Lucky for her, Woz also knows how to be discreet. As much as Morgan tried to grill him about the baby's name and appearance, Steve remained mum. Watch the clip here!
"I have seen a lot of babies, and a baby represents the love between the people and that meant more to me [than how she looked]," Steve told Morgan.
Wait, so this baby wasn't the most beautiful and special baby in the history of babies born after Blue Ivy? How dare he!
While Woz enjoys his insider knowledge (and ignores lots of calls from Kathy Griffin, we assume), the rest of us are eagerly awaiting the first photos of North West. Rumor has it that Kim and Kanye turned down a $3.2 million offer from an Australian magazine, and are contemplating a $2 million bid from another publication.
"Money is the great equalizer when it comes to the Kardashians," a source told Hollywood Life. "[He and Kim] are thinking of doing the photo shoot for charity, because people would see the baby and it would go to a good cause, making them look good."
And what is a baby if not an opportunity to improve your image? Well... it could also be an opportunity to improve your mother's ratings. If Kardashian and West decide to sell their photos to a magazine, odds are good that the cover will debut on Kris Jenner's new talk show, Kris. Whether we'll see the baby on Keeping Up With the Kardashians is another question; current reports claim that Kim doesn't want Nori to be on TV. Just newspapers, magazines and the internet. Guess that's what the Kardashians consider "boundaries!"
Donna Kaufman is a freelance writer and iVillage contributor—find her on Twitter.
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