Aug. 14, 2014 at 2:09 PM ET
Why hello, Vale Guthrie Feldman! We see you’re new here.
Over the next few months, you’re going to be plenty busy learning to sit up and say 'mama' and shake a rattle. We get it: PRIORITIES. But once you have a few developmental milestones squared away, it’s time to get serious about entertainment. 'Round these parts, pop culture is part of the Common Core.
First things first, you’ll want to get acquainted with your celebrity birthday twins. Some pretty famous folks entered the world on Aug. 13. If you’re gonna roll with this crew, it’s best to know their bona fides.
Still with us? Good. You’re a quick study, Vale. We like that in a baby. Moving right along, here’s a brief look at some other cultural events that occurred on Aug. 13. No need to go in-depth here. Just file away these facts for future party chatter. (Talking is pretty fun once you get the hang of it.)
Oh, and while you were busy being born yesterday, you missed a bunch of brand-new pop-culture headlines. No biggie. We took notes for you.
You also got friended! Your mom’s Facebook fans welcomed new babies to their families, too. Meet your pals in the class of 2032:
"Congrats!!! My daughter was born yesterday too! Happy bday babies" —Lauren Michelle Freeman
"I had a baby girl yesterday too! Congrats!" —Amy Butler Tillman
"We share a baby birth date! #30RockBabies #CongratsSavannah" —Casey Schaeffer
We’d set up a playdate for all you munchkins, but that would be way too much concentrated cuteness in one place. Enjoy discovering the world, guys!