'Honey Boo Boo' makes a smelly pledge
It's almost time for "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" stars "Mama June" Shannon and her main man, Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson, to swap vows at their commitment ceremony.
There's just one problem — they still have to figure out what those vows will be.
In an exclusive sneak peek TLC shared with TODAY.com, the couple can be seen working on their special words, while their kids try to figure out just what vows are.
"A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y," Lauryn, aka Pumpkin, said with certainty.
Vowels, vows — close enough. Either way, they've got Sugar Bear concerned.
"It's very well possible that I could get emotional during my vows at the ceremony, because I do get emotional a lot," he explained. "I wanna say so much, but I don't want it to be too long."
So he told the show's namesake, Alana, to pull up a "cement block" and help him mull it over.
"For a little girl, Alana knows the right things to say, and she'll help you out," the proud pop added.
Of course, he might want to be careful about taking her advice, given the vows she later delivered to rest the gang.
"I, Alana, to all my family, I promise to fart in y'alls face," she said sincerely.
Will she keep her vow? It seems a safe bet, but tune in to "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Wednesday at 9 p.m. on TLC to know for sure.