Hit or miss? Here's Kanye West's elaborate Kim Kardashian proposal
Kanye West skipped the peanuts, the Cracker Jacks and the old ball game as a new video from E! finally reveals the rapper's baseball-stadium spectacle of a proposal to Kim Kardashian.
While there's no crying in baseball, there's apparently a lot of whispering, especially from Kim's sister Khloé, who was lurking in the shadows with other family members on Oct. 21 at San Francisco's AT&T Park.
"Oh my God, I can't breathe," Khloé says as a limo carrying Kimye drives into the stadium and onto the baseball field.
"This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life," Khloé whispers again, discounting California sunsets, the birth of her nieces and nephew, and "Avatar" in 3-D (before everyone started making fun of it).
"She's blindfolded," Rob Kardashian says from the dugout of whispers as the cameras show Kim and Kanye exiting the limo in front of a field of torches.
"You shut the (expletive) up," Kourtney Kardashian instructs the shadow people as they continue to imagine they are the best kept secret in this filmed-for-television secret.
Fireworks and flames light up the park and a full orchestra plays as the video draws to a close with Kim and Kanye staring toward the outfield where his proposal reportedly streamed across the Jumbotron.
"I didn't know this was real life," Khloé says. "This is a movie."
It's not like any baseball movie we ever saw. When does Shoeless Joe walk out of the corn? Is Roy Hobbs going to hit a ball into the lights and make it rain?
Find out on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," Sunday at 9 p.m. on E!.