Sure, President Obama released his long-form birth certificate, but that won’t quiet vocal critic Donald Trump. While the real Trump refused to even examine the document he demanded to see, "Late Night" host Jimmy Fallon donned his best-worst wig and carried on with the presidential concerns.
“Hello, regular, average Americans — or as the president would say, aloha,” Fallon’s faux-Trump began. “First and foremost I want to congratulate President Barack Obama for producing what I hope turns out to be a legitimate birth certificate. And I also want to really congratulate myself for making this happen when no one else was able to do so. So congratulations, Donald Trump. Thank you. You’re welcome.”
From there Fallon continued to mock the “Celebrity Apprentice” host and possible future political candidate for his confrontational questions to the president.
“Let me tell you something,” he continued. “The birth certificate was just the tip of the iceberg. There are many other things President Obama needs to prove to me and to America. For instance, his driver’s license — has anyone ever seen it? I know I haven’t. For all we know the president might not even be licensed to operate an automobile.”
Other items on boardroom boss’s must-see list? The Commander-in-Chief’s Netflix queue, his hall passes from middle school and of course, his Starbucks punch card.
“Are you too good to take advantage of a good deal when you see one? Do you hate Starbucks? Or do you have a venti-sized hatred towards America?"