April 30, 2014 at 12:32 PM ET
Jimmy Fallon changed up the rules on his "Tonight Show" beer pong game to "red-wine-with-ice pong," and his competitor Diane Keaton could barely wait to start drinking.
"I can't have it now?" Keaton asked before a single ping-pong ball had been tossed Tuesday night.
"No, you're supposed to get it when you lose!" Fallon said. "You don't drink it for fun, you drink it because it's punishment. You calm down, you crazy wino."
Perhaps proving she'd never set her now-bare feet into a fraternity house, Keaton required further explanation of the rules before the two finally took their positions at opposite ends of the table.
Keaton then caught Fallon's first throw toward her grouping of red plastic cups and promptly picked one up and began drinking her wine.
"I win!" the cheating Keaton yelled. "I win the game!"
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights on NBC at 11:35.
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