Britney Spears, fresh off her honeymoon with new hubby Kevin Federline, has written a poem to commemorate the epic event.
Robert Frost she ain’t: the belly-baring pop star rhymes “smilin’” with “island.”
A sample stanza from “Honeymoon Poem” which Spears has posted for fans: “A meal, a shower and some ice cream/Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!”
Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl that Spears is pregnant — her spokeswoman continues to deny or hedge.
Gossips are saying that’s why she plans to take some time off from touring and why the formerly blonde vixen has gone brunette: so that the chemicals from the dye don’t harm the supposed baby.
Blonde ambitionAnna Nicole Smith recently posed for PETA dressed like Marilyn Monroe, but apparently the connection between the two doesn’t stop there.
The merry widow turned reality show star is “obsessed” with the late screen goddess, says a source.
“She says she talks to Marilyn’s spirit,” says a source close to the animal rights group. “She feels she has a psychic connection to her. She was talking like her and everything, and, to be honest, she did a pretty darn good Marilyn.”
Notes from all over
Gwen Stefani broke into tears at the thought of performing solo for her new album, "Love Angel Music Baby." “I was so scared before I went in to do this,” the No Doubt singer told The Scottish Daily Record, “I cried all night before I went in the studio.” . . . Reports are circulating that Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, has had Botox. “Like many women of her age, [she] gets a little help,” according to the London Sun. . . . Jake Gyllenhaal’s same-sex love scenes hurt. The actor is starring opposite Heath Ledger in “Brokeback Mountain” — about two cowboys who fall in love. “Heath almost broke my nose in [a kissing] scene,” Gyllenhaal tells the December issue of Elle magazine. “He grabs me and he slams me up against the wall and kisses me. And then I grab him and I slam him up against the wall and I kiss him. And we were doing take after take after take. I got the [bleep] beat out of me. We had other scenes where we fought each other and I wasn’t hurting as badly as I did after that one.”
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