Unrequited love: It's for the birds, right?
In this case, that's literally true. A feral neighborhood peacock from New Orleans named Mr. P was recently captured on camera swanning around (well, peacocking around), plumage held high and mighty, before his intended mate.
Alas, she just sat there, still as stone. Because she's a ceramic yard decoration.
The adorable (if somewhat pathetic) video is starting to draw a following on YouTube, though. Perhaps someone out there knows of a swan (or peahen!) who's willing to respond to Mr. P's lovelorn status, they can let us know.
More Cutest Thing Ever videos
Meet the exotic animal that smells just like buttered popcorn!
Sea otter, polar bear and more cute animals enjoy snow day at Oregon Zoo
Watch this horse's adoration for his rubber chicken
‘Sexiest veterinarian’ Evan Antin brings exotic wildlife to TODAY
Because we don't think love is on the wing for Mr. P.
Follow Randee Dawn on Twitter.