Last November, fresh-into-manhood Sam Horowitz celebrated at his Bar Mitzvah after-party by performing a choreographed dance with a line of glammed-out dancers much to the pleasure of his guests. The dancers performed to Christina Aguilera's "Show Me How You Burlesque" before Sam made his grand entrance to Jennifer Lopez's "Dance Again. At 1:37 you can actually see Sam's swag burst off the scales.
The Dallas Observer correctly called this "unarguably the craziest entrance to a religious celebration and ceremony," which, well, is hard to argue with. Well played, Sam.
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