Kids say the darndest things.
And they apparently choose the darndest names, too, according to a hilarious Reddit post.
"My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting," user Megpie_01 wrote. "It went well."
The responses are equal parts bizarre and hysterical. Some of our favorite picks? Peter Pan, Racecar, Potato and Dog. Strawberry and Grandma are honorable mentions, too.
Of course, there were also some more traditional suggestions from the kids, like Henry, Allie and Wanda.
And before you laugh, keep in mind that some parents are actually naming their kids after Instagram filters, like Ludwig and Lux for boys, and Valencia and Juno for girls. And new babies have also been named Billion, Common and Dagger this year, according to the Social Security's extended name popularity list.
In the race for the ever-more-unusual baby name, maybe these kids are on to something.