Naked cake! See Christina Aguilera's raunchy baby shower cake
Christina Aguilera may be settled down and about to have her second child, but XTina still has her wild side.
These days, it's in dessert form. Check out her leave-nothing-to-the-imagination baby shower cake and brace yourself for some even more explicit cakes below. Warning: not for those who might faint in a delivery room.
To be fair, she has a lovely pregnancy glow and looks very happy, so more power to her. We wish her and her family all the best. Christina, who is expecting a baby girl with fiance Matthew Rutler, celebrated at her baby shower on July 12.
Baby shower cakes that depict the actual act of giving birth are something of a trend, which is either hilarious or horrifying, depending how you feel about graphic nudity in your baked goods. Behold, from Pinterest:
And those are actually some of the tamer examples.
Cakes shaped like actual babies? Also rather unappetizing.
Then there's the text-only approach. Not better,
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In case you need a palate cleanser for your eyes (in lieu of brain bleach), here are some more traditional baby shower cakes.