Baby shower

Naked cake! See Christina Aguilera's raunchy baby shower cake

July 31, 2014 at 3:12 PM ET

Christina Aguilera may be settled down and about to have her second child, but XTina still has her wild side.

These days, it's in dessert form. Check out her leave-nothing-to-the-imagination baby shower cake and brace yourself for some even more explicit cakes below. Warning: not for those who might faint in a delivery room.  

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 12:  Christina Aguilera poses during her baby shower held at a Private Residence on July 12, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.  ...
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Well, hello there! What do you think of Christina Aguilera's baby shower cake: "Dirrty" or "Beautiful"?

To be fair, she has a lovely pregnancy glow and looks very happy, so more power to her. We wish her and her family all the best. Christina, who is expecting a baby girl with fiance Matthew Rutler, celebrated at her baby shower on July 12. 

Baby shower cakes that depict the actual act of giving birth are something of a trend, which is either hilarious or horrifying, depending how you feel about graphic nudity in your baked goods. Behold, from Pinterest:

And those are actually some of the tamer examples.

Cakes shaped like actual babies? Also rather unappetizing.

Then there's the text-only approach. Not better,

Send us your best (or worst!) baby shower cake disasters! You can share photos on our Facebook page.

In case you need a palate cleanser for your eyes (in lieu of brain bleach), here are some more traditional baby shower cakes.