Opening last week, the wild new Bang Bang in San Diego comes complete with a canopy of paper lanterns, a five-foot-wide disco ball and piped-in sounds from a Tokyo subway, according to Eater.
But that's not all. The new pop-culture-reference-packed venue also has (wait for it) a Ryan Gosling-theme bathroom. Yes, each stall has its own unique theme, and one in the ladies' room is plastered floor to ceiling with photos of the intoxicatingly handsome and charming (and meme-inspiring) star.
(As for the guys' room? Well, they get to gaze at Godzilla, FYI.)
Now, don't get us wrong. We love Ryan. (Who doesn't?) But even we have our limits. What we do in the ladies' room is kinda, you know, private. And generally speaking, it's not especially becoming.
So we'll stick with watching his movies, looking at his pictures in magazines, and doodling "Mrs. Ryan Gosling" in our notebooks. But we're staying out of the Ryan Gosling bathroom stall!
We'll be busy checking out this Ryan Gosling "Hey Girl" Pinterest page (62 pins...sigh).
How about you? How would you feel about doing your business in a Ryan Gosling-theme bathroom?
Alesandra Dubin is a Los Angeles-based writer and the founder of home and travel blog Homebody in Motion. Follow her on Google+ and Twitter.
A version of this story originally appeared on iVillage.