June 16, 2011 at 3:43 PM ET
Now, for more than $3,000 you could find out. That's how much you'll have to outbid in the current eBay auction that offers lunch with Assange and Slovenian philosopher, Slavoj Žižek.
Eight lucky winners of the auction — which ends in three days and currently has 30 bids — can look forward to this, according to the auction discription:
The lunch will be from 12 - 3pm on Saturday 2nd July at one of London's finest restaurants. The meal will be followed by a Frontline Club event. from 4pm - 6pm at The Troxy in East London where these two formidable forces will be discussing the impact of WikiLeaks on the world and what it means for the future.
Also, desperate. It seems that online shop WikiLeaks launched on the e-commerce platform Spreadshirt — to sell various WikiLeaks-branded merchandise — isn't payin' the bills.
He should've gone with Cafe Press. Sigh. And with 30 bids and three days left to the auction, it seems eBay isn't working out so well for our International bad boy, either. How soon we forget.
"Seriously, there have been so many transgressors since the rape accusations against Assange dragged down the public debate on rape and victim blaming, aided by Assange's own douchey pronouncements, that we'd almost forgotten about our pale-haired friend," reminds Jezebel's Irin Carmon, who compiled this "refresher on some of his most memorable utterances":
Break open those piggy bank, gals!
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