May 20, 2011 at 12:56 PM ET
While the Center of Disease Control attempts to prepare the post-Rapture population with "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse," a new video from Taiwanese animation outfit NMA reveals a horrific world sans the walking dead.
Earthquakes, Hellfire and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are shown tormenting those "Left Behind" after Saturday, May 21, when Christian radio host Harold Camping, 89, predicts Jesus Christ will escort the Christian elect to Heaven, while the rest of us face God's Last Judgment.
NMA illustrates this sequence of events by showing the faithful emptying bank accounts, selling their homes, and serving their wives with divorce papers in preparation, and shouting "sucks to be you" while ascending arm and arm with a sunglasses-wearing Christ. Upon arrival to the Pearly Gates, we see others who made the Rapture grade, including radio host Camping, Howard Stern (or Michael Jackson, it's hard to tell) and Hitler. The rest of us are but bong fodder for the Greys.
Camping, who previously predicted Christ would return in 1994, has said bupkis about zombies. It's entirely possible us heathens just made up the zombie thing to have something to look forward to once the goody two-shoes make their final exit. With that in mind, NMA stays true to Camping's vision.
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