Aug. 26, 2011 at 1:27 PM ET
Yes. Yes. We all know you made this joke, like, days ago. Unlike you, however, this dude Ollie Byrd got around to actually slapping together some lyrics and a video. Anyone from a coastal community familiar with the requisite jackasses who'd rather shred than evacuate will especially appreciate the particular theme the parody takes. Plus, admit it. Your Kevin Rowland impression isn't nearly as amusing.
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