Yes. Yes. We all know you made this joke, like, days ago. Unlike you, however, this dude Ollie Byrd got around to actually slapping together some lyrics and a video. Anyone from a coastal community familiar with the requisite jackasses who'd rather shred than evacuate will especially appreciate the particular theme the parody takes. Plus, admit it. Your Kevin Rowland impression isn't nearly as amusing.
More on Hurricane Irene:
- Hey Irene, can you hear me now?: Cellular-on-wheels (COWs) are being readied to handle mobile traffic
- Smartphones, tablets can be a port in the storm
- Protect your electronics from power outage damage
Helen A.S. Popkin goes blah blah blah about the Internet. Tell her to get a real job on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.