Aug. 9, 2012 at 1:07 PM ET
Sure, the Olympics are pretty exciting. But Happie the Goat is an athlete who can set world records AND can eat and digest a T-shirt. Can Ryan Lochte say that?
The skateboarding Nigerian dwarf goat set a Guinness World Record in -- of course -- "Farthest Distance Skateboarding by a Goat," Florida NBC affiliate KSN3 reports. The ride lasted a Tony Hawk-esque 25 seconds.
Happie's owner, Melody Cooke, said she taught Happie to shred by tempting her with snacks. Watch below, if you feel like being delighted.
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor and chronicler of all xtreme goat sports.