'You can date boys when you're forty': Dave Barry's hilarious thoughts on fatherhood

March 5, 2014 at 1:01 PM ET

Video: Author Dave Barry has penned more than 30 books, and his latest, “You Can Date Boys When You’re Forty,” is a funny take on parenthood and sex. He jokes that he wants to set a trap for the boys who come visit his teenage daughter.

Read an excerpt from Dave Barry's "You Can Date Boys When You're Forty" 

Excerpted from You Can Date Boys When You're Forty, copyright (c) 2014 by Dave Barry. Used with permission by Putnam, all rights reserved.