The secret cause of saggy bosoms? Too much fun!

Sep. 11, 2012 at 12:46 PM ET

Forget a boob job -- if you want to have a more resilient rack, maybe you should just try partying less.

Tuesday morning, décolletage fiends Kathie Lee and Hoda got down to the brass tacks of breast elasticity, thanks to a study published this week in the Aesthetic Surgery Journal. New research seems to indicate that external factors like breast feeding aren't the only thing to make your ladies depressed; smoking, alcohol, and poor diet can also contribute.

KLG said she's never had a problem with the smoking, but that she was sad to hear that her beloved vino could be affecting her, uh, buoyancy.

Hoda suggested that the health nuts in the study may have had perkier sets, but that they "weren't having as much fun."

Fortunately we have shapewear now, so you can have your cake and booze and look good in a sweater, too.

Julieanne Smolinski is a contributor whose bosoms are basically doomed.

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