June 19, 2012 at 11:53 AM ET
There's never a dull moment when Joan Rivers visits. Hoda and Kathie Lee even joked about putting her on a delay Tuesday in case she should say something extra Joan Rivers-y. But she surprised everybody by keeping it clean, and announcing that she'd quit Botox.
Joan's always been candid about her predilection for plastic surgery, but she's apparently off the needle for a little while.
"Betty White's bowels move more than my face," she joked, noting that she had difficulty expressing any emotion that wasn't a simple nod. "I couldn't blow out the candles on my birthday cake."
She kept the ladies in stitches talking about dating at an advanced age, saying that the last guy who have her a hickey "left his teeth" in her neck. Joan, you can quit Botox, but please, never change.
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. She wants to be just like Joan when she is 100.