May 18, 2012 at 11:33 AM ET
According to new (ahem) research, the average bra cup size has increased from a B to a C, possibly because of the popularity of faux breasts. Good news for bosom lovers, but not necessarily for busty girls. Or Kathie Lee.
KLG and Hoda ran down some big-breasted problems from the very funny "Busty Girl Problems" comic series, some of which included the fact that built-in bra tops are basically a joke, trying to figure out where to place a purse strap, and the perennial problem of your girls getting in your food.
Blessed in that department herself, KLG could sympathize, but doesn't support augmentation, which she thinks looks "matronly."
"You want big breasts? Age!" she barked, while Hoda giggled. "I just thing it's very unfair that at this age when I don't want them and nobody wants to look at them, I have 'em. They were never there when I wanted them and needed them…Big ugly ones that don't fit in the bathtub. You just wait. It's how God rewards for you for living a long life and having children."
She should do speaking engagements at middle schools.
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. She solves the food problem by wearing a lobster bib to every meal.