March 6, 2012 at 1:11 PM ET
During Today's Talk, the ladies rolled an eye or four at an eBay listing asking $8,100 for a chicken McNugget that resembles George Washington. The chicken chunk was "discovered" by a woman in Nebraska who's hoping some weird history buff will snap it up… possibly to pick up girls?
KLG said she hoped that "Let me show you my nugget" won't be the new "Want to see my etchings?" Wait, what?
Hoda was confused, too, but Kathie Lee explained that "I'll show you my etchings" was once a popular pickup line among artsy types way back when. Well, you live and you learn, I guess! In the meantime, gentlemen: Please do not ask anybody if they'd like to see your nugget.
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. She is very sad about being born too late for these "etchings" studs.