A new report titled "The Unhealthy State of the Union" examined American eating habits and came to some dire conclusions: Most of us are not getting enough water, vegetables, or fruit. Except, for those of us who may be getting TOO much fruit. Looking at you, Hoda.
She admitted that she has three to five servings a day. Joy Bauer says to stick to 2-4, so Hoda's not actually that far off.
"How do you have time to come to the show?" wondered Kathie Lee. "Between all the eating and the visits to the bathroom, I'm amazed that you have an hour to sit here with me."
"What are you taking about?" laughed Hoda.
"Oh, you know fruit," said KLG ominously, because she can make literally anything about toilet humor.
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. Her favorite fruit is marinara.
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