Please note that this excerpt details some adults situations. Reader discretion is advised.
It started off as a segment on his show, and then it turned into a book. Now, Jimmy Fallon's giving that book a sequel with "Thank You Notes 2." Here's an excerpt.
Thank you... adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, “Hi, I’m over 80 years old.”
Thank you... birthday card I’m writing in the car outside a birthday party, for proving that I need to make some changes in my life. Have a great birthday!
Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot.
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
Thank you... guys in ads for erectile dysfunction medication, for always looking like you’re having so much fun. You know, for a bunch of dudes with non-working wieners, you sure are having a great time at that jazz club.
Excerpted with permission from “Thank You Notes 2” by Jimmy Fallon. Published by Grand Central Publishing. Copyright © 2012.
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