Charlie Sheen came, he saw and he presented.
And that was about it. No jokes, no asides, no nothing but earnest (on the surface, anyway) words of support for his former "Two and a Half Men" colleagues — many of whom, including Jon Cryer and cocreator Chuck Lorre, were in the audience tonight.
So, what did Sheen have to say before presenting the Outstanding Actor in a Comedy Series Emmy to Jim Parsons, who, ironically, stars on the Lorre-created "Big Bang Theory"?
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"Thank you, good evening," Sheen said, pausing to take in the applause (which may have seemed bigger because he paused.)Story: 'Modern Family' wins big at the Emmys
"Thank you," he continued. "Before I present outstanding lead actor in a comedy series, my old category, I want to take a moment to get something of my chest and say a few words to everybody here from Two and a Half Men. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you nothing but the best for this upcoming season. We spent eight wonderful years together and I know you will continue to make great television. Now, on to the Emmy."Slideshow: Talent and troubles follow Charlie Sheen
And that, friends, is how you cover your butt and start paving the way for your return to network TV.Story: Emmy red carpet sees some bold moves
Sheen's "Two and a Half Men" replacement didn't appear to be in the house, however, but Ashton Kutcher did get a great line in.Story: Complete list of winners from Emmy broadcast
In an "Office"-style sketch in which a number of TV stars, from Mariska Hargitay and Nathan Fillion to the actual stars of "The Office," discussed what they disliked about their jobs, Ed Helms' Andy walked into Michael Scott's old office to question whether the guy in Michael's chair was really the new manager.Story: A day of hellos and goodbyes on Emmy red carpet
"I think you're in the wrong place," Helms told Kutcher, who turned out to be the guy sitting there.
"I'm pretty sure [this is right], I'm taking over as the new lead," Kutcher drawled cockily, twirling a pencil.Story: What you didn't see on the Emmy telecast
But, Helms protested, "You're like this beautiful drifter."
"This is Warner Bros. Studios, no?" the pretty boy asked. Then, after realizing he was indeed in the wrong place, he said, "I was wondering where the half-man was!"Slideshow: 2011 Primetime Emmy winners and presenters (on this page)
And that, friends, is how you get people excited about your much-hyped "Two and a Half Men" debut!
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