Closed captioning of: Best of Late Night: Letterman laughs off death threat
you know who else was pretty happy, all things considered last night is
. a couple weeks ago he got a
on the jihadist website. some of the jokes, the guy who runs the website said to his followers, we should cut out the tongue of
. letterman was back on the air for the first time since this story came out. here's how he responded.
we have great audiences night in and night out. tonight especially, it means a lot to me. tonight, you people are more than an audience. you're more like a
. i was talking to the guy from cbs. we were going through the cbs
policy to see if i was covered for jihad. i'm an adult, i'm a
. it's the major leagues. i told a joke. you know the guy who wrote it. that really. is he up there? there he is right there. that's the guy. i think you'll find this useful. it's a
list of people
who hate me. here. take a look.
national academy of arts
and sciences. dave's mailman, the women, dogs, cats, wall russs, turtles, cats.
dave went on, read the top ten things that went through his mind after he heard about the threat. number six.
should i wear my cavalier hair piece.
i thought nobody watched the show.
how can somebody be so angry at a time when
is so happy.
let's all rejoice in her happiness. up next, what if