Just when you think "Jersey Shore" couldn't get any more cuss-filled and juvenile, along comes the new season of the hit reality show.
In the premiere episode (airing on Thursday on MTV), it's the new roommate—and Snooki look-alike—Deena who sets off one of the most bleeped-out episodes of the series we can remember.
Within a matter of hours of moving into the Seaside Heights rental, she appears to be, well, completely smashed. She not only talks vibrators with Snooki, but before you know it, she's pulling off her bikini bottom in front of The Situation.
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And she doesn't stop there. Things take a nasty turn when Deena calls Sammi the...c-word!
Why? Because Sammi laughed at her as she drunkenly tried to climb into bed with The Situation. "I really just wanted to snuggle and this b---h laughs," Deena says in the episode.
As she stumbles out of the room and downstairs to the kitchen, Deena slurs, "Sammi's a c---."
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"Listen, b---h, you don't f------ know me," Ronni growls. "You're in my f------ house. You just walked through the door. You earn respect in this f------ house."
After Ronni chews Deena out, Sammi comes downstairs. "You're the new girl," Sammi says. "Shut up...You f------ c---."Sneak peek: Get ready for more 'Jersey Shore'
Before you know it, Snooki's in the mix with barrage colorful language hurled at Sammi, too. After Ronni calls Snooki a "loser from Poughkeepsie," JWoww lashes out at Ronni by calling him a "f------ f-----." MTV bleeped out the anti-gay slur but it's pretty clear that's what JWoww hisses.
And the "Jersey Shore" drama certainly didn't stop there. Before you know it, Sammi and JWoww are throwing punches at each other.
Yes, this is the first episode. We can only imagine what goes down on the remaining 12 .
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