Kim Kardashian defends her waistline

While she’s known for her buxom booty, Kim Kardashian insists she’s really a skinny mini. Fans of the “Dancing With the Stars” newbie recently labeled her a figure fibber after she claimed to have a tiny 26-inch waist, but now Kim’s using her Web site to prove the naysayers wrong.

“I am a size 27 jeans,” Kim wrote in her blog last Friday before the negative feedback began. “My measurements are 34, 26, 39. But remember I am 5’2” and ½ and everyone carries their weight in different places.”

After a chorus of “no ways” took over her comments section, Kim returned to update her post with some tough talk.

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“I am really sick and tired of people being so mean and nasty and assume I am lying,” she wrote, adding, “JUST FOR YOU NON-BELIEVERS, I WILL POST A VIDEO BLOG OF ME SHOWING YOU GUYS MY SIZE 27 JEANS LATER TONIGHT!”

True to her word, the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star filmed the tags from three pairs of her favorite jeans, and in order to head off any conspiracy theories before they began, Kim squeezed into each pair of dungarees for the camera.

Jada Pinkett Smith gets ‘the crazy ones’
With a box-office champ like Will Smith for a husband, and her own film career back in full swing, Jada Pinkett Smith gets plenty of attention from fans. Unfortunately, as she told the Daily Mirror, it’s not always the kind of attention she likes.

“You would think it would be Will who’d get (nutty fans), but I always get the crazy ones,” Jada revealed.

Slideshow: Celebrity Sightings Of course, even when “The Women” actress takes the brunt of the overzealous followers, it’s still all about her hubby.

“There was a woman who had a total meltdown in Miami while I was there,” Jada told the paper. “The police called my agent and said, ‘We have this woman who has plotted to kill Jada because she claims to be married to Will, and that Jada stole Will from her.’”

In the end, Jada was safe and sound, and Will’s wayward “wife” found herself behind bars.

Dish on the fly
Following his most recent drug-related bust (and his second arrest in a public restroom), former Wham! frontman George Michael issued an apology. “I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out,” he said in a statement published to Digital Spy. Still keeping his sense of humor, the pop star also extended his regrets “to everybody else, just for boring them.” … Ben Stiller enjoys his success alongside fellow funnymen Will Ferrell and Steve Carell, but hates the “Frat Pack” nickname they’ve earned. “It’s such a weird thing that people come up with a name that doesn’t really exist,” Ben said in an interview with the U.K.’s Heart FM. “I think the whole thing about the Frat Pack group is completely fabricated anyway. The group doesn’t exist, but it rhymes. At least there’s that, so it must be true, right?” … One doorman made a monumental mistake when he met actress Scarlett Johansson. According to the New York Post, Woody Allen’s latest muse and her fiancé, Ryan Reynolds, were out and about in New York City when a friendly greeter requested some camera time. “The doorman asked to take a photo with Scarlett,” a source explained. Apparently the blond bombshell didn’t appreciate the attention, as the eavesdropper claims she shot back, “I’m not the Statue of Liberty!”

Tabloid Tidbits is compiled by Ree Hines.