Mommy dearest: Paris Hilton wants kids, soon

Playgrounds in America might never be the same: Paris Hilton says she wants to have children — soon.

The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears' two tykes has made her want to reproduce.

“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”

In fact, looking after kiddies has become so appealing to Hilton that she recently cut short a night out with Spears, announcing to friends, “We’re going home to the babies. We miss them.”

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Making a clean breast of things
Adrianne Curry is discussing her decision to go under the knife.

The former “America’s Top Model” champ, now married to Brady kid Christopher Knight, had surgery to fix breasts that were different sizes — and writes about the procedure in detail for the upcoming issue of Us Weekly.

“When I woke up . . . .I was screaming in pain and they shot me up with morphine,” she writes .“Later I was prescribed Percocet and Valium, but I think because I was addicted to cocaine and heroin as a teenager, they didn’t really affect me.”

Despite the pain — and details she shares regarding how she needed help going to the bathroom — Curry says she was happy with the procedure because “it’s amazing to look down and think, ‘Oh God. I don’t have deformed boobs anymore!’ ”

Notes from all over
Why is Lindsay Lohan wearing two watches? The “Mean Girls” star bought one for “Spider-Man” star James Franco — who she’s been trying to date since the summer. “Lindsay bought James this expensive watch but he refused to wear it,” a source told The Star. “And she ended up wearing it on her wrist with her own watch, like a tribute to her unrequited desire.”  . . . Are Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey engaged? Despite rumors that the two are planning to tie the knot, McCarthy says she’s happy in her unmarried relationship to the funnyman.  . . . Scientology spokesman are blasting rumors that David Miscavige, the head of the church, accompanied TomKat on their honeymoon. “This is so stupid,” a spokesman told a reporter. “I don’t know how many times I have to say it: It is absolutely, 100 percent not true. Mr. Miscavige was not there.”

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