Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle Goop is kicking off the holiday season this week with her gift guide for everyone on your shopping list — and every item on the list is amazing (well, maybe not that Furby straight out of the '90s but we're not about to question her taste).
While the gift guide does surprisingly include its fair share of reasonably priced items — sleep masks for $22, a lemon tree for $39.95 and a $19 accordion — it wouldn't be true Goop if it didn't offer a hearty selection of high-ticket items. And this holiday season, we're talking some very, very, very high-ticket items.
"We tried to keep as much as possible at the $100 mark," reads the introduction to the guide, "though there are some splurges on here for your nearest and dearest."
So what does Paltrow suggest you pick up for those near and dear? Here are five options:
Easy Health Angel Juicer Gold, $4,739
The Oscar-winning actress admits this gold-plated juicer is "absurd, but awesome."
Nokona X Shinola Baseball Glove, $435
Cut, stitched and stamped by hand, this leather baseball glove better have you catching fly balls like Yogi Berra.
Mackage Lorde Kids Coat, $450
Sure, investing in a good winter coat can be a smart decision, but considering that your child will probably grow out of this coat by the time the next polar vortex storm rolls in, it's a tough sell.
Valentino Canvas Trolley, $4,545
While it made it on the guide, even Gwyneth has a hard time swallowing the price for this camouflage-style suitcase. "Yeah right," she writes, "but how cool is this?"
Diamond Thickie vase, $12,000
If you have $12K burning a hole in your pocket, you might want to hurry and snag the one-of-a-kind handmade vase.