March 12, 2013 at 1:00 PM ET
On the latest episode of "Teen Mom 2," Jenelle Evans continued doing her part to cement reality TV's bad reputation.
Reunited with Kieffer, the bad-boy ex-con who used to live in her car, the revolving-door rehabber is smoking pot again, rarely seeing her son and she's ready to get breast implants.
Even Kieffah, the self-proclaimed "biggest fan" of her breasts, is against the idea: "I was very attached to them so the new ones better be just as cool," he purrs.
Romeo and Juliet are also launching exciting new careers. Jenelle is selling online advertising, and Kieffer is going to start hand-carving wooden tobacco pipes. All he needs are tools and exotic wood!
He might have a customer in Jo's girlfriend Vee, whose shameless pot smoking and drinking infuriates his baby mama. Kailyn is even more upset that Jo has missed his visitation with their son since moving to Jersey. Yes, the Teen Dad has finally flown the nest and gotten his very first apartment. (These kids grow up so fast!)
Chelsea is going to have find a new place to live too. Correction: Her dad is going to have to find her a new place to live, because she's a full-time student and just can't deal with the fact that her landlord is kicking her out.
At least she is going back on birth control. Resistant at first to getting another IUD, she opted to get the Morena again after her doctor explains the other options. Yes, four seasons into a docuseries about unplanned pregnancy, and Chelsea's just now learning about the other birth control methods besides "whoops."
We thought we might have another spinoff on our hands when Leah's former fiancé, Jeremy, dropped by her baby daddy's new house. He said he just wanted to talk, but he also pointed out that he has all his stuff in his truck and "nowhere to go." "Teen Dad: Roommates" -- that's a show we want to see! And the two have a lot more in common than just being Leah's exes and doppelgangers: They share a passionate hatred for her original ex Robbie.
Alas, it's not to be. Leah is realizing she "made a big mistake choosing Corey over Jeremy," and will be asking him to come back.
Hers isn't the only revolving door: Next week, Jenelle kicks out Kieffer and asks Gary to return, while Kailyn invites Javi, her future husband, to move in with her and Isaac. It's all unicorns and rainbows from here on out, folks!
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