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Jennifer Lopez trounces Jimmy Fallon in 'Tonight' battle of tight white pants

June 10, 2014 at 8:54 AM ET

Jimmy Fallon learned a valuable lesson on Monday's "Tonight Show": Do not mess with Jennifer Lopez in tight pants.

Fallon's latest epic white-pants battle began after he emerged from behind shiny gold streamers, twisting and shimmying to a retro beat while wearing some seriously tight white pants and a slightly askew bowl-cut wig. "I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on," he sang, adding that he was the only one in town with said tight pants.

It was true ... until Jennifer Lopez emerged from behind the streamer curtain looking seriously hot in her own seriously tight pair of white pants, plus a cropped-waist turtleneck and a similar bad bowl-cut hairdo. The two bantered about who had the tightest, best pants for a moment, but then J. Lo took it up a notch.

"Listen up, you little b----," she warned him. "You better hide your wife, you better hide your kids, because I will cut you. I will cut your father, I will cut your mother. I will scratch you. Don't make me take off my heels."

It was another sad loss for Fallon and his white pants: Back in 2012, when he was hosting "Late Night," he also had to slink away in defeat after Will Ferrell warned him, "I will end you. Don't wake the snake! Hsss!" in their tight-white-pants battle.

"I vote for hers!" said TODAY's Al Roker Tuesday after watching the video, which already has over 188,000 views on YouTube.

Someday, somewhere, Fallon will find a home for his own tight-white-pants-wearing self. But he's not there yet.

"Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.

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