Get free web hosting with 5GB disk space, 20GB traffic, 10 MySQL databases, FTP, statistics etc. Instant setup! Visit us now!
Today's Fresh Blogs...| "One Senior Citizen and One Chief Justice of the Supreme Court" |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 12:40 pm |
| Tags: Maybe That S Why We Beat Em At Football Nearly Half The Time, Xmas Ape, Movies, Cartoon Silliness, Off Topic |
| show has so dramatically shaped my sense on humor and outlook, it's hard for me to identify with people who haven't followed it. Most of the seminal literary or cinematic references of our time I saw on The Simpsons first and then recognized in the actual work they were visually citing. I once forced a date to wait 30 minutes before going out |
 Comments (0)
 Blog link
Rating: 0 
|
| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Cincinnati Bengals |
| Published: July 24, 2007, 12:47 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke |
| Five Fast Facts About The Bengals:- Now that Kevin Federline's career has ceased to be even a publicly acknowledged farce and thus is rightly suppressed into the canon of embarassing cultural ephemera that can only be discussed between sighs in hushed tones, no. 1 fan Carson Palmer has forsworn music altogether. At least once he gets tired of the |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Methods By Which You Would Commit Career Suicide If You Were a Celebrity |
| Published: July 20, 2007, 8:01 am |
| Tags: See You In Hell Candy Boys, Xmas Ape, Ksk Commenter Drafts |
| At a glance, this week's commenter draft looks remarkably, and deceptively, easy. I mean, you or I could fuck up our careers irreparably with little more than a stray "all staff" e-mail (that's the last time you forward your coworker one of Punter's posts) or even a good cupping of the secretary's glorious tits.Upon reaching a certain threshold of |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Cleveland Browns |
| Published: July 17, 2007, 1:52 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Hey Baltimore Is Still A Worse City |
| The Browns do have some rip-off charming bathware that could appeal to Drew.Five Fast Facts About The Browns:-Braylon Edwards' AOL away message permanently set to "knot livin up to expeKtationz! LOLLERCOPTERZ!"-Kellen Winslow Jr., like all true soldiers, is a big King of Queens fan. Hopefully he'll get the military discount when he sees Kevin |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Pittsburgh Steelers |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 12:01 am |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Pittsburgh Steelers, Homerism |
| There goes Hines Ward, inviting his Asian friend, Richard Nixon, to training camp.Five Fast Facts About The Steelers: * Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger disappointed to discover that among the 237 reasons people have sex, "to impress my buddy, Donald Trump" was only listed in the low 190s.* In a nod to tradition, Hines Ward disposes |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| Where You Been? Whole Steel Industry's Been Gay For Years |
| Published: August 8, 2007, 9:53 pm |
| Tags: Gay Mascots, Steely Dan Jim Beam, Xmas Ape, Urge To Kill Rising, Pittsburgh Steelers |
| Steelers fans,What the fuck are you trying to do to me? Okay, it's not your fault the franchise saw fit to introduce some wholly unnecessary mascot to commemorate the team's 75th anniversary, as opposed to, say, some goddamn cheerleaders. But given the chance to submit names for the Bruce Campbell doppelganger, the best 70,000 of you assholes |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Oakland Raiders |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 1:05 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Oakland Raiders, At Least The Raiders Mascot Isn T Named Raidey Mcstab |
| Five Fast Facts About the Raiders:-JaMarcus Russell mother is insisting that if he's gonna stay at her house during his contract dispute, he better change outta that one all-black suit he's been wearing since April.-It was speculated that Lane Kiffin, who at 32 is the league's youngest coach, released center and long-snapper Adam Treu because |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| Jerry Jones is COLD LAMPIN' |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 1:00 pm |
| Tags: Hiphopopotamus, Xmas Ape, Dallas Cowboys, Papa Johns Tastes Like Honey Roasted Dogturd |
| We were recently outbid on eBay in an attempt to acquire a hard copy of this slick golden oldie from 1985, an instructional book on hip-hop dance, with a fresh to DEF! ad starring Alfonso Ribeiro, or, as you better know him, Carlton Banks.Classic, right? And the booklet looks incredibly informative. Step 1: stand upright. Step 2: do a head-spin. |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| Darkness Hath Passed Away And The Season Approacheth |
| Published: September 1, 2007, 11:21 am |
| Tags: The Lions Have Just Been Eliminated From Playoff Contention, Xmas Ape, Bored At Work Equals Weekend Post, It S About Damn Time |
| Tomorrow, thankfully, is the last in a seemingly interminable series of benighted spring and summer Sundays devoid of the NFL. All the trappings of summer - going to the beach, summer romance, catching junebugs, summer movies - are overrated and gladly behind us.Each week, starting Thursday in Indianapolis and extending until the pointless week |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| Koolaid Maroney's Page a Worse Forgery Than the Howard Hughes Will, the Hitler Diaries and the Emancipation Retraction. |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 1:18 pm |
| Tags: Fuck Your Denial, Xmas Ape, Koolaid Maroney |
| off everyone at my newspaper job.We were sure we were the witless victims of yet another garden-variety Intarwebs hoax.That is, until we read this:"'construda?' 'I don't know what that is,' Maroney said"Bull. Fucking. Shit.Sorry, Koolaid. You slipped up on that one. Really had us going there. Some of the concessions we're willing to |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| NFL PostSecret Returns for a Brand New... [ssshhhh!] |
| Published: August 28, 2007, 11:20 pm |
| Tags: Bad Ms Paint, Xmas Ape, Nfl Postsecret, Hawhaw Tim Couch |
| A regular feature toward the end of the last season, we're resurrecting the NFL PostSecret post as a weekly feature. Why? Because we can't bear to keep things from you, dear readers.As always, thanks to the actual PostSecret blog.-----Email Message-----Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 3:36 PMSubject: re: Antonio GatesHUGH!-----Email |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: San Francisco 49ers |
| Published: September 5, 2007, 2:23 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Daddy Issues |
| Five Fast Facts About the 49ers:*Dashon Goldson playson special teams an' putson a turbon when egging the white people on.*Bryant Young and Larry Allen would appreciate it if Wilford Brimley didn't keep pushing Liberty Mutual life insurance on them. Incidentally, they both think Norah Jones is the bee's knees.*Ashley Lelie was too shitty a |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| "Fuck Da Eagles" Girl. Lil' Ronnie. WHO YA GOT!?! |
| Published: September 6, 2007, 11:50 am |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Bringing Back Old Jokes, Bukkake Day |
| Contestants"Fuck Da Eagles" Girl_______________"Lil' Ronnie" Real name Heather Rothstein _____________Ronald Dietz Age Old enough to know better _____________ 14 (but an old 14)Height5' 7"________________4' 10 1/2"WeightNot telling _________ However much he can pushDrink of choice Ejaculate laced with |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: San Diego Chargers |
| Published: September 8, 2007, 4:36 pm |
| Tags: Bad Coaches, Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, San Diego Chargers |
| Five Fast Facts About the Chargers:*Igor Olshansky has two Star of David tattoos on his body. Way to make it that much easier for the Nazis to identify you, smart guy.*Lorenzo Neal's most prized possessions are boxing gloves used by Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier, and that football he kept from his career-long seven yard rush.*Shawne Merriman used |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
| NFL PostSecret Starts Its Season (But Don't Tell Nobody) |
| Published: September 11, 2007, 10:15 am |
| Tags: Bad Ms Paint, Xmas Ape, Nfl Postsecret |
| Apparently the NFL PostSecret posts have garnered such a ferverish response that players and coaches have started to send football-related secrets to the original PostSecret, as evidenced by this first post from this Sunday.Now that's one of the more cryptic ones we've seen. Is it from Romeo Crennel? The Sex Cannon? Herm Edwards?While you ruminate |
|
Comments (0)
Blog link
Rating: 0
|
