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• We won!

  Published: May 1, 2007, 1:11 pm

  Tags: Karl, I Can Keep A Secret, Mission Accomplished, Turd Blossom, I Win Wars, We Won

  Hey gang, I just wanted to "get a jump" on the news cycle, so to speak. Ya see, though Karl, or "Turd Blossom" as I like to call him, told me to keep quiet... I'm gonna let ya'll know about somethin'. As I've told you before, you people underst... Read and post comments Send to a friend

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• We Won?

  Published: July 30, 2007, 8:20 am

  Tags: Bush, Mccain, Uss Abraham Lincoln, War, Won

  the war in Iraq had been won? Then what is senator John McCain talking about when he says we won't leave Iraq until the war is won? We already won it. The Iraqi people voted and Saddam Hussein is dead...along with his notorious sons. We occupy their capitol, so how can we win a war that has already been

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• In Brief: A spokesman for the Bancroft family tells ...

  Published: July 31, 2007, 2:07 pm

  Tags: Dow Jones, He S Dead But He Won T Lie Down, Rupert Murdoch

  A spokesman for the Bancroft family tells the Observer that the Dow Jones deal is not yet done. "The process of canvassing the Bancroft family members and trustees as to whether they wish to commit...

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• Dara Torres Does It Again

  Published: August 5, 2007, 12:31 pm

  Tags: Swimming, 50 Meter Freestyle, Dara Torres, Win, Won

  Dara Torres after her 50-meter freestyle win Saturday. 40-year-old Dara Torres set an American record last night after her win in the 50-meter freestyle and is working her way towards making her fifth Olympic appearance. This is Dara’s 15th national title and is now dubbed the oldest national champion in U.S. swimming history. She [...]

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• In Brief: We're uncharacteristically speechless about ...

  Published: August 8, 2007, 3:30 pm

  Tags: Advertising, Qsol The Server That Won T Suck Your Cock

  We're uncharacteristically speechless about this ad. Others are not so reticent. [Feministing]

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• I'd Do Anything For Votes (but I Won't Do That) Dept.: Liveblogging the Gaybate

  Published: August 9, 2007, 9:17 pm

  Tags: Debates, Gay, I D Do Anything For Votes But I Won T Do That Dept, Liveblogging, Top

  Supposedly you can go here and watch this yourself if you’re so inclined. Pour yourself a gimlet and let’s go. 10:01 We’re starting a new thread! Go refresh that one madly! HERE COMES MIKE GRAVEL! 9:59 Dennis Kucinich: I SEND YOU GREAT LOVE, FROM MY HOME PLANET. I BRING YOU PEACE. 9:53 I SEE THE WORLD AS ONE, MARGARET.

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• The World Series Also Won't Affect His Campaign: “McCain: Primary scramble won’t ...

  Published: August 10, 2007, 12:41 pm

  Tags: Quicklinks, The World Series Also Won T Affect His Campaign, Walnuts

  “McCain: Primary scramble won’t affect his campaign” — because nothing will really make a difference with McCain’s campaign, because he already lost. [Boston Globe]

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• I'd Do Anything For Votes (but I Won't Do That) Dept.: Liveblogging the Gaybate

  Published: August 9, 2007, 9:17 pm

  Tags: Debates, Gay, I D Do Anything For Votes But I Won T Do That Dept, Liveblogging, Top

  Supposedly you can go here and watch this yourself if you’re so inclined. Pour yourself a gimlet and let’s go. 10:01 We’re starting a new thread! Go refresh that one madly! HERE...

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• The World Series Also Won't Affect His Campaign: “McCain: Primary scramble won’t ...

  Published: August 10, 2007, 12:41 pm

  Tags: Quicklinks, The World Series Also Won T Affect His Campaign, Walnuts

  “McCain: Primary scramble won’t affect his campaign” — because nothing will really make a difference with McCain’s campaign, because he already lost. [Boston Globe]

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• Charlie Frye Has Won The Toss, He's Elected To Defer: Because Romeo Crennel can't decide which ...

  Published: August 11, 2007, 1:20 pm

  Tags: Charlie Frye Has Won The Toss He S Elected To Defer, Cleveland Browns, Nfl

  Because Romeo Crennel can't decide which of his Cleveland Browns should start at quarterback for the first preseason game, he'll do the noble thing: flip a coin. Maybe before the game, refs will decide who receives the ball first based on which team performed best at training camp. [Sox & Dawgs]

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• Charlie Frye Has Won The Toss, He's Elected To Defer: Because Romeo Crennel can't decide which ...

  Published: August 11, 2007, 1:20 pm

  Tags: Charlie Frye Has Won The Toss He S Elected To Defer, Cleveland Browns, Nfl

  Because Romeo Crennel can't decide which of his Cleveland Browns should start at quarterback for the first preseason game, he'll do the noble thing: flip a coin. Maybe before the game, refs will...

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• "A Hell Exists On Earth? Yes. I Won't Live In It."

  Published: August 16, 2007, 10:08 am

  Tags: I Would Do Anything For Snark But I Won T Do That

  I suppose it's my job to report on such things, but seeing that Robin Givhan and the extremely desperate homeless person's Robin Givhan are discussing Camille Paglia discussing Hillary Clinton's decolletage, all I can say as that I'll get to it just as soon as I watch every film in the oeuvres of Michael Bay and Tom Shadyac 10 times followed by a

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• You Won't Never See An Outlaw Drive A Family From Their Home: Mortgage nightmare continues, house sales ...

  Published: August 16, 2007, 12:28 pm

  Tags: Quicklinks, You Won T Never See An Outlaw Drive Family From Their Home

  Mortgage nightmare continues, house sales plunge in 41 states, biggest home lender on verge of collapse, U.S. stocks plummet 11% in a month & another 2%+ today, world markets in freefall, and Treasury Sec Hank Paulson sees “a very healthy global economy.” [China View]

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• Tom Ford's Cologne Goes Where Tom Ford Won't: "What Tom Ford did five years ago for full-frontal ...

  Published: August 20, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Advertising, Tom Ford, Tom Ford S Cologne Goes Where Tom Ford Won T

  "What Tom Ford did five years ago for full-frontal male nudity in his ads for the M7 fragrance for Yves Saint Laurent, he's about to do for the opposite sex in the ones for Tom Ford for Men. Though...

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• Takeshi's Challenge

  Published: August 30, 2007, 1:50 am

  Tags: Nes, Buried In Sand, Chuck Norris, Deplete, Evidence Points, Forced To Watch, Hell, Horribly, Katamari, Kml, Mutilated, One At Time, Robot Chicken, Roundhouse, Screen Changes, Takeshi, Thousand Times Yes, Trillion, Ve Won, Wario Ware, Youtube

  “This game is known for the outrageous tasks it asks the player to perform, such as use the included ‘Nintendo Famicom Controller II’ and its in-built microphone to sing karaoke continuously for an hour without touching any other buttons, and hitting the final boss 20,000 times to defeat him.” (more…)

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