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| Resigned To The Inevitable Dept.: If It's Thursday, Two More McCain Staffers Have Quit |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 10:28 am |
| Tags: Campaigns, John Mccain, Resignations, Resigned To The Inevitable Dept, Walnuts |
| Russ Schriefer and Stuart Stevens — media advisers for Bush’s ‘00 and ‘04 campaigns — were supposed to be in charge of John McCain’s tv ads, but Walnuts... |
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| Rumors On The Internets: Hooligans! |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 10:36 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Iraq, Rumors On The Internets, Walnuts |
| Remember Sam Brownback? We don’t. [The Gaggle] How come we don’t get sent on propaganda missions by the government? [RedState] Mike2008.com doesn’t mean anything, really. [Political... |
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| Dept. Of Motley Crue: Republicans Sick of Rudy, Walnuts, Fred, Newt, Mitt and Whoever Else Is Or Isn't Running |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 2:24 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Dept Of Motley Crue, Fred Thompson, Gop, Losers, Newt Gingrich, Republicans, Ron Paul, Rudy Giuliani, Walnuts |
| It’s the saddest GOP primary season ever, because nobody likes any of the candidates. Former Republican congressman and NewsMax columnist John LeBoutillier isn’t too impressed by the... |
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| Dept. Of It Could Happen To Any Of Us!: Ohhhh, You Didn't Mention He Was a Big Scary Black Guy Who Scared You |
| Published: August 3, 2007, 1:49 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Blowjobs, Bob Allen, Dept Of It Could Happen To Any Of Us, Endless Cummer, Florida, Gop, John Mccain, Republicans, Walnuts |
| New details have emerged in the generally scuzzy case of Florida legislator Bob Allen (R-McCain Campaign Co-Chairman) who was arrested after allegedly offering to both suck off some guy in a park... |
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| Dept. Of Portrait Of The Candidate As An Old Man: McCain's Long Road To Obscurity |
| Published: August 3, 2007, 1:17 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Dept Of Portrait Of The Candidate As An Old Man, Gop, John Mccain, Losers, Philadelphia, Republicans, Walnuts |
| Every candidate who passes through Philadelphia has to eat a cheesesteak at one of the two approved iconic cheesesteak stands, Pat’s and Geno’s. Some candidates make crucial mistakes in... |
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| Hey, let's grab some nuts today |
| Published: August 3, 2007, 11:02 am |
| Tags: Brittle, Cashews, Grab Some Nuts Day, Grabsomenutsday, Peanuts, Pine Nuts, Pistachios, Walnuts |
| Filed under: Nuts/seeds, Trends, HolidaysFirst of all, shame on you for what you're thinking. Second, shame on you for what you're thinking. Today is National Grab Some Nuts Day. I have no idea how this differs from National Nut Day (I'm sure such a day exists), except for the grabbing aspect. Don't lift or scoop, you have to grab. My favorite |
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| If You Were A Tree Dept.: Tough Questions For Walnuts |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 12:01 pm |
| Tags: Clips, You Were Tree Dept, John Mccain, Today Show, Walnuts |
| newVideoPlayer("mcain_typical_gawker.flv", 475, 376); Matt Lauer asked John McCain three tough, hard-hitting questions on The Today Show’s Lightening Round this morning. Yep, Iraq, Immigration,... |
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| If You Were A Tree Dept.: Tough Questions For Walnuts |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 12:01 pm |
| Tags: Clips, You Were Tree Dept, John Mccain, Today Show, Walnuts |
| tough question only because WALNUTS has no clue what a “Facebook” is.McCain, sharp-shootin’ straight-talker that he is, promises the American people that, as President, he would indeed look at his daughter’s profile if she left it open on the computer. Then he would read her diary and make fun of her for liking that dorky |
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| Dept. Of American Revolutions: Republican YouTube Debate To Finally End Miserable Democracy Experiment |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 2:52 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Apocalypse, Debates, Dept Of American Revolutions, Endless Cummer, Gop, Republicans, Ron Paul, Walnuts, Youtube |
| This stunning “YouTube question” is titled “Re: You Choose ‘08 Spotlight: Ron Paul on Monetary Policy,” and will surely invigorate the CNN/YouTube Republican debate next... |
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| The World Series Also Won't Affect His Campaign: “McCain: Primary scramble won’t ... |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 12:41 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, The World Series Also Won T Affect His Campaign, Walnuts |
| “McCain: Primary scramble won’t affect his campaign” — because nothing will really make a difference with McCain’s campaign, because he already lost. [Boston Globe] |
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| They Hate Walnuts!: Iowa Republicans would rather vote for Barry ... |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 4:53 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, They Hate Walnuts |
| Iowa Republicans would rather vote for Barry Hussein Obama than John McCain — by five percent! [Carpetbagger Report] |
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| Dept. Of American Revolutions: Republican YouTube Debate To Finally End Miserable Democracy Experiment |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 2:52 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Apocalypse, Debates, Dept Of American Revolutions, Endless Cummer, Gop, Republicans, Ron Paul, Walnuts, Youtube |
| next month. While only Walnuts! McCain and Ron Paul are supposedly showing up to the stupid event, a lot of videos like this — pudgy guys touching themselves in front of their home computers — will excite the Republican base and maybe make them want to put on some pants and go to the polls after all.Re: You Choose ‘08 |
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| The World Series Also Won't Affect His Campaign: “McCain: Primary scramble won’t ... |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 12:41 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, The World Series Also Won T Affect His Campaign, Walnuts |
| “McCain: Primary scramble won’t affect his campaign” — because nothing will really make a difference with McCain’s campaign, because he already lost. [Boston Globe] |
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| They Hate Walnuts!: Iowa Republicans would rather vote for Barry ... |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 4:53 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, They Hate Walnuts |
| Iowa Republicans would rather vote for Barry Hussein Obama than John McCain — by five percent! [Carpetbagger Report] |
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| Dept. Of Our Precious Freedoms: Mitt Romney Still Hates Snowmen, America |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 2:20 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Debate, Dept Of Our Precious Freedoms, Gop, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Walnuts, Youtube |
| One of America’s most beloved institutions — the YouTube GOP candidate debate — is back on track with Rudy Giuliani, John McCain, Ron Paul and other candidates we’ve forgotten all set to appear on teevee while crappy video clips made by retarded people are shown on a giant screen. But Mitt Romney has still not committed to |
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