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• Nonlethal Weapon: Flashlight Makes You Vomit

  Published: August 6, 2007, 9:15 am

  Tags: Flashlight, Hurl, Intelligent Optical Systems, Nonlethal Weapon, Vomit, Weapons

  Look out, because here come cops with flashlights that will make you hurl. Intelligent Optical Systems has created this weird flashlight that's so bright it temporarily blinds you, and then it gets you all disoriented and dizzy. Using special types of really bright LEDs, the flashlight's beam pulses and flashes while quickly changing its color,

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• Is Vomiting During Sex Ok ?

  Published: April 25, 2007, 12:47 pm

  Tags: Sex, Puke, Vomit, Pussy, Jap

  My girlfriend was not feeling too great but like me is a horny little devil. After 2 days without my serve of JAP (Jewish American Pussy) I was busting to go so I put the hard word on my lady friend. After a few minutes of her on top of me, bouncing on the old fella, she says “Oh no I am feeling wonky” and then proceeds to puke all

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• Fergie’s Adverse Reaction To Fair Rides

  Published: August 29, 2007, 3:02 pm

  Tags: Fergie Fergie Throw Up Fergie Vomit State Fair Fergie Gossip Fergie Pictures Celeb Gossip Music News Fergie Funny Stories

  another added bonus… vomit. The “Big Girls Don’t Cry” hottie was anything but hot last weekend when she threw up on a ride at the Minnesota State Fair.  The attraction in question was the Fair’s “Big Slide” which had to be closed down for a half hour to clean up after the Black Eyed Pea lost her

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• Winehouse: That Caribbean holiday's going well, then

  Published: September 1, 2007, 3:49 pm

  Tags: Blood, Amy Winehouse, Vomit

  clean her suite of blood and vomit, and bloody vomit:"It was sickening. They were horrified by the state of the room which looked like a bomb had hit it."Presumably one of those bleeding-and-vomiting bombs that Hitler had been working on towards the end of the second world

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• Goody Bags: Fashion Week Make You Want To Hurl? We're Here To Help

  Published: September 6, 2007, 3:30 pm

  Tags: Barf Bags, Consumerist, Crashin Week, Feature, Gawker, Goody Bags, Top, Vomit

  We couldn't let our first Fashion Week go by without making some sort of a statement, right? Yeah, well, today that statement shat itself all over the steps leading up to the tents in midtown... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Halloween: Vomiting Halloween Decoration Nauseates Itself Into Your Heart

  Published: September 10, 2007, 9:01 pm

  Tags: Costumefind, Decorations, Halloween, Vomit

  want is an animatronic man vomiting into a barrel when you cue the switch or press the foot pad. The decoration also makes a vomit noise, finally giving you the chance to trigger a block-long Trick-or-Treater vomit chain. The device works on standard A/C power and comes with a tape player, a tape ripe with vomit sounds and an amp with

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• Morning Puke on Live Television

  Published: September 24, 2007, 11:38 am

  Tags: Hollywood Grind Video, Condom, Menstrual Cramps, Pregnant, Puke, Vomit

  Live television is fun. Anything can happen, even projectile vomiting. Did this Swedish game show host Eva Nazemson puke because of menstrual cramps, or did the condom break on her last one-night-stand? Just an FYI: Condoms break 100% of the time, which is why guys agree to use them.

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• Gonna Vomit: Puke-o-Matic Amusement Park Ride Isn't For the Weak Stomached

  Published: October 5, 2007, 2:20 pm

  Tags: Amusement Parks, Clips, Gadgets, Gonna Vomit, Rides

  I'm not sure how old this is, but puking hasn't undergone many technological advancements in the last few years. This amusement park ride looks like perhaps the worst thing to possibly do on a stomach full of fried dough and cotton candy. These crazy Germans do 110 flips in a row and then have the tenacity to give themselves a hearty round of

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• Robot surgeons compete with humans aboard the vomit comet

  Published: November 7, 2007, 9:39 am

  Tags: Robots, Sri, Surgery, Trauma Pod, Traumapod, University Of Cincinnati, Universityofcincinnati, Vomit Comet, Vomitcomet

  a ride on NASA's DC-9 "vomit comet" to pit human surgeons against semi-autonomous robots in suturing and incision tasks on simulated tissue -- while experiencing periods of zero gravity and 1.8g acceleration. Surprisingly, the robots kept pace just fine until SRI's fancy compensation software was switched off, which we're guessing is

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• They're here!

  Published: January 8, 2008, 6:30 pm

  Tags: Morgellon S, Disease, Ddt, Vomit

  A lot of people are wondering when contact will be made with a new life form from outer space. Well suckas, shit is real and you've got your head cocked in the wrong direction. They're actually in you! Morgellon's disease. Look it up and get a vomit bag and some DDT on the ready.

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• Next-Gen HDTV is So Clear It'll Make You Throw Up; I See No Problems With This

  Published: January 25, 2008, 12:04 pm

  Tags: Entertainment, Hdtv, Home Entertainment, Nhk, Super Hi Vision, Vomit

  You may recall that last May I told you about Super Hi-Vision, the next-generation in high def that promises an insane resolution of 7680x4320, or 16 times the resolution of HDTV. It turns out that it much be a little too high-def; it's so realistic it might just make you sick.

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• And You Thought Your Morning Was Bad (..warning, it gets gross..)

  Published: February 5, 2008, 4:04 pm

  Tags: Bad Day, Dog, Gross, Puke, Sick, Vomit

  So I've been sick since the weekend. My throat is swollen to the point that it's almost closed, I have a permanent headache and I cannot eat much of anything because I have a virus on top of sinus problems.

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• Initiation

  Published: February 1, 2008, 11:48 pm

  Tags: Mma, Education, Fighting, Bjj, Cramps, Vomit

  Just pretend I've insulted your mom, said my heavily-tattooed partner. Um, okay, I replied. About sixty seconds later he had me in an armbar. Another two minutes and he did something that resulted in him smothering me. Crap. We switched partners and I was paired up with my friend that I'd been querying about BJJ a couple

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• The Most Disgusting and Gross Tech Gear Gallery Ever [Grossmodo]

  Published: March 6, 2008, 9:10 am

  Tags: Argh, Breakfast Spilling, Dust, Dust Bears, Dust Bunnies, Gross, Grossmodo, Mold, Top, Vomit

  Photo Galleries. Ever. The vomit-inducing shot above, a pancake of beige, white and green mold with the Dell logo impressed on it, is just the aperitif. Honestly, I thought my hairy and gooey mouse was as grossirrific as it can get, but you people have proven me wrong. Full 26-photo gallery and the explanation of the crap above after the jump.

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• Sedona Spew

  Published: April 21, 2008, 11:01 pm

  Tags: Mommy, Motherhood, No Health Insurance, Parenting, Puke, Stay At Home Mom, Time Out, Toddler, Vomit

  She is up and down, no vomit, but not eating either. She is wreaking a bit of havoc in the bathroom and I hate to say my little “princess” is emanating a bit of Parfume De Poo-Poo. Poor baby. Meanwhile I have been aimlessly walking around our house with a bottomless-pit-of-coffee-cup in hand, trying to make sense of

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