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• Here's $8 Million, Buy Yourself Something Nice Dept.: Pres. Reminds Minnesota That He Cares About Their Collapsing Bridges

  Published: August 21, 2007, 3:22 pm

  Tags: George W Bush, Here S 8 Million Buy Yourself Something Nice Dept, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Norm Coleman, Tim Pawlenty, Tragedies

  President Bush traveled to Minnesota to raise money for dirtbag Senator Norm Coleman, and while he was there he did a little favor for Governor Tim Pawlenty, who hopes to make a career of this whole Republican up-and-comer thing. The weeks-old 35W bridge collapse is now a federal emergency, netting Minnesota instant millions in federal aid, and

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• An Unwanted Statistic

  Published: November 28, 2007, 9:37 am

  Tags: Blogroll, Bryan Pata, Caesar O Neal, Chris Campbell, Jerome Brown, Kevin Gibbs, Marlin Barnes, Miami Football Tragedies, Robert Woodus, Sean Taylor, Shane Curry, The U, University Of Miami

  In the last seventeen years the University of Miami football team has laid nine of their current or former players to rest. Early next week former Hurricane safety Sean Taylor will be the tenth. (more…)

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• Whisky Shortage Threatens Xmas Cheer [Tragedies]

  Published: December 17, 2007, 12:23 pm

  Tags: Booze, Maybe Christmas He Thought Doesn T Come From A Bottle, News Alcoholics Can Use, Shortages, Tragedies

  George Dickel, the other distillery that makes "Tennessee Whisky", stopped brewing their precious nectar from 1999 through 2003 to reduce inventory after they ramped up production in the 90s to...

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• One Dead, One Injured, One Arrested After Roger Avery DUI Accident

  Published: January 14, 2008, 12:26 pm

  Tags: Celeb Jurisprudence, Duis, Roger Avary, Tragedies

  Following in the tragic and treacherous path of Prison Break actor Lane Garrison, currently serving a 40 month sentence for killing a Beverly Hills High School student on a DUI fun run, Roger Avary, the Academy Award-winning writer/director who's worked on Pulp Fiction, The Rules of Attraction, and most recently the Beowulf screenplay, now finds

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• Glenn Beck: Just Like That Lady Who Died In The E.R. [Averted Tragedies]

  Published: January 17, 2008, 1:05 pm

  Tags: Averted Tragedies, Cnn, Glenn Beck, Health Care, Media

  Glenn Beck's recent tragic ordeal—he was treated like a commoner at a hospital rich people go to!—was a stunning wake-up call for the entire nation. Beck, despite hurting a whole lot, was...

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• 50 Cent's Palace Of Doomed Love Devoured By Conveniently Timed Blaze

  Published: May 30, 2008, 3:25 pm

  Tags: 50 Cent, Celeb Juriprudence, Long Island Tragedies

  If you were wondering just how ugly things had gotten between shawty-fêting hip-hop superstar 50 Cent and his ex-babymomma Shaniqua Tompkins, we refer you to this eyewitness video of the pair verbally sparring on the streets of New York yesterday, surrounded by a small crowd of celebrity-domestic-squabble afficionados. At the centre of the

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• Thunder From Down Under Tragedy: The World Reacts

  Published: June 4, 2008, 1:04 am

  Tags: Crime, National Tragedies, Strippers, The Thunder From Down Under, Thievery

  After yesterday's terrible news that the boys from the Thunder From Down Under male strip troupe had their van (and thus, costumes, equipment, and approximately 15 tonnes of baby oil) stolen, it looked as though the news had fallen on the deaf and uncaring ears of a world that doesn't realise true tragedy when it sees it. Fortunately, the good

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• RIP Giambi-stache, We Hardly Knew Ye

  Published: August 4, 2008, 7:49 am

  Tags: Jason Giambi, Jasongiambi, Mustache, Senseless Tragedies, Senselesstragedies

  Filed under: Yankees, AL EastThere is some disturbing news coming out of New York today. Peter Abraham has relayed to us on the LoHud Yankees Blog that Jason Giambi has shaved off his glorious lip-warmer. Abraham's report leaves a little room for hope, though: Sources have told the LoHud Yankees Blog that Jason Giambi has shaved his mustache.

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• Our heart goes out to Scofield

  Published: August 6, 2008, 2:02 pm

  Tags: Nonprofits, Animals, Pets, Save A Pet, Tragedies

  Sometimes irony is just too damn cruel. Last night, the Stony Brook home of Dori Scofied, owner of Save-A-Pet animal rescue, went up in flames due to an electrical fire. Luckily, she and her family were not in the house. Sadly, her 11 pets, all of which she rescued in the past, died. Her statement: Save-A-Pet Animal Rescue issued a statement today

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