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• NFL 30 to Watch: Joey Harrington, Quarterback, Atlanta Falcons

  Published: July 26, 2007, 3:56 pm

  Tags: 30 To Watch, 30towatch, Joey Harrington, Joeyharrington, Michael Vick, Michaelvick

  Filed under: Falcons, AtlantaA regular look at 30 people who will affect the 2007 NFL season.The word out of Falcons camp is that coach Bobby Petrino genuinely believes he can win with Joey Harrington at quarterback. Stop laughing. Yes, it's true, Harrington has a lower career passer rating than Michael Vick, and he's just a wee bit less of a

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY [REDACTED]

  Published: July 26, 2007, 9:25 am

  Tags: Name Redacted, Hope, Pain Pain Pain, Push It To The Limit, Big 10 Conference, College Football

  College football’s a game of unbridled joy, but it’s also one of “harm-joy.” Castaway, you’ll find what you’re looking for in that department, too, in just 37 short days.

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• You Go, Tv: To Watch Tonight

  Published: July 26, 2007, 4:40 pm

  Tags: To Watch Tonight, You Go Tv

  What to watch as you whip out a machine gun from a guitar case ... • MLB: Atlanta at San Francisco. Check out the much-slimmer Barry on the TBS sports page. [TBS] • Major League Lacrosse: New Jersey at Philadelphia. Ow! Right in the mesh. [ESPN2] • Soccer: MLS, Chivas USA at New York. Is soccer our national pastime yet? [ESPN2]

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• It Is Not Wise To Mess With This Woman: You Stole The Wrong Car, Dude

  Published: July 26, 2007, 12:35 pm

  Tags: It Is Not Wise To Mess With This Woman, Women S Football

  We know this will come as a shock to you, but apparently sometimes they steal cars in the Detroit. We know; we're as stunned as you. Anyway, if you're gonna steal a car in Detroit, we'd highly recommend you make sure the people you steal it from don't play for the Detroit Demolition women's football team. Because if you do, you will feel the

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• Deion Hates Dogs: Deion Sanders Finds Dogfighting Quite Exciting, Actually

  Published: July 26, 2007, 11:10 am

  Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Deion Hates Dogs, Deion Sanders, Michael Vick, Nfl, Roger Goodell Isn T Going To Like This, Ron Mexico

  Via The Fanhouse, it appears Deion Sanders has a few choice things to say about Michael Vick and his alleged dogfighting. And, if you don't mind us saying, we believe Deion Sanders might be completely insane. Witness, in this op-ed, what Deion had to say in Vick's defense. Prepare thyself. This is all the result of perspective. What a dog means

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• To Watch Tonight: To Watch Tonight

  Published: July 25, 2007, 5:10 pm

  Tags: To Watch Tonight

  What to watch as dogs gather to plot their final, terrible revenge ... • MLB: Chicago Cubs at St. Louis. I have two TVs, so I'm all set. [ESPN2 and WGN] • MLB: Atlanta at San Francisco. Can Selig have an asterisk by his name as well? [TBS] • Cycling: Tour de France, Stage 16, Orthez to Gourette-Col d'Aubisque, France. A grueling

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• Avoid 'Hot Ghetto Mess'--Whatever it's Called

  Published: July 26, 2007, 4:30 pm

  Tags: Entertainment, Bet, Hot Ghetto Mess, We Got To Do Better

  After weeks of controversy, dropped sponsorship and a last minute name change, BET aired the series premiere of "We Got to Do Better," formerly known as "Hot Ghetto Mess." For starters, the show was a hot ghetto mess. The title change made the day before the show, did nothing to save the show from its ignorance. HGM--as I will call it despite

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• Dept. Of I Went Back To Ohio, And My Hooker Was Gone: Which Congressman From Ohio Uses Hookers?

  Published: July 26, 2007, 5:20 pm

  Tags: Dc Madam, Dept Of I Went Back To Ohio And My Hooker Was Gone, Endless Cummer, Gop, Hookers, John Boehner, Larry Flynt, Republicans

  The answer, of course, is ALL OF THEM, but what we really mean is “Which member of the Ohio delegation in the House has also ordered hookers from the DC Madam?” Larry Flynt is supposedly...

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• In Brief: Apparently just mentioning Ron Paul on your ...

  Published: July 26, 2007, 1:45 pm

  Tags: How To Make Millions On The Internets, Quicklinks

  Apparently just mentioning Ron Paul on your website will, like, quadruple your traffic. Give it a try! [CatsAndBeer]

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• Resigned To The Inevitable Dept.: If It's Thursday, Two More McCain Staffers Have Quit

  Published: July 26, 2007, 10:28 am

  Tags: Campaigns, John Mccain, Resignations, Resigned To The Inevitable Dept, Walnuts

  Russ Schriefer and Stuart Stevens — media advisers for Bush’s ‘00 and ‘04 campaigns — were supposed to be in charge of John McCain’s tv ads, but Walnuts...

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• In Brief: Dirksen and Hart Senate buildings evacuated ...

  Published: July 25, 2007, 5:34 pm

  Tags: John Boehner Seen Running Back To House Offices, Quicklinks

  Dirksen and Hart Senate buildings evacuated due to heavy smoke. [MSNBC]

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• Gawker Calendar: Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich

  Published: July 26, 2007, 5:55 pm

  Tags: Gawker Calendar, To Do

  Click through for our Community Calendar. Would you like to see your event listed in a Photoshop of high intellectual standards but low operational ones? Send it to josh@gawker.com

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• Cocaine: Who Brought A Bad Batch To The Hamptons Last Weekend?

  Published: July 26, 2007, 3:25 pm

  Tags: Cocaine, Places To Avoid, The Hamptons

  We hear that at a party last weekend attended by Topher Grace, May Anderson, "a million horrible socialites" and, come to think of it, party reporter Alyssa Shelasky, a couple of girls had to be...

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• Ayn Rand, Our President: Plucky Bob Woodruff Celebrated For Not Dying

  Published: July 26, 2007, 2:00 pm

  Tags: Abc News, Ayn Rand Our President, Bob Woodruff, Don T Mention The War, George W Bush, Iraq, Media, Will To Power

  During a briefing yesterday concerning the recommendations of a panel appointed to investigate the treatment of our wounded soldiers, President Bush singled out former ABC News anchor Bob Woodruff,...

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• In Brief: "Can it be true that, as Charlie Gibson seems ...

  Published: July 26, 2007, 10:59 am

  Tags: Charlie Gibson, Liz Smith, Things We Don T Want To Know About The News Audience

  "Can it be true that, as Charlie Gibson seems to prove at ABC's "World News," the news audience likes getting 22 minutes from older gray-haired men?" Eww, Liz Smith. Just eww. [NYP]

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